Who should me and Harkie Boo dress up as tonight?

[fabulouslyghetto]

the best part of being a couple is couple's costumes and halloween parties. Obviously since we're a young hot enviable couple expectations are very high, as the baddest bij on JUB I cant just throw any old thing together, and as the driving/controlling force behind our relationship the decision is solely mine. Harkie boo's job as the man/top is to just show up, do what I say and fix broken appliances.

So, couple's costume ideas?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I know what youre thinking, DUH, sexy nurse and doctor. My naughty nurse uniform is in the laundry cuz I wore it last night to karaoke.

 

[Peloso]

The Captain and Tennille

 

[Sebazz]

Have some self-respect, sis

 

[Charon]

George Floyd and Derek Chauvin.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

We don´t do Halloween in these parts [STRIKE]except Aalsmeer[/STRIKE] candy hauling happens at St. Martin on November eleventh and there are no costumes only lanterns... and singing.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Have some self-respect, sis

Im black on a majority white site, self-respect is explicitly abandoned every time I log in. Gimme another 5 or 10 years and maybe I will convince the mods to start... moderating

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

We don´t do Halloween in these parts [STRIKE]except Aalsmeer[/STRIKE] candy hauling happens at St. Martin on November eleventh and there are no costumes only lanterns... and singing.

I dont remember asking for your opinion. Just your penis. You're a man, a top, youre essentially an ornamant/talking sex toy for bad bijes like me.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I dont remember asking for your opinion. Just your penis. You're a man, a top, youre essentially an ornamant/talking sex toy for bad bijes like me.

True.

But I'm off to Milan the 11th.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

True.

But I'm off to Milan the 11th.

so we get 10 days of raunchy nasty smutty slutty fuckin? I can dig it.

Put your penis in me now.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Heading for a Lost Weekend in Amsterdam.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Heading for a Lost Weekend in Amsterdam.

Bring me back a pillowcase full of weed.

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Also stop making excuses why you cant pound my hole.

 

[ShadowCat]

How bout Thelma & Louise