Humor-Satire Why does Li'l Bit have the best ass?

[LilBit]

Bonus points if you answer in the form of a limerick.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

There once was a poster named "Lilbit",
Who treated her arse with a drill-bit,
She sighed like a doe,
Being assailed by a hoe,
And a frog near her hind then said "ribbit".

 

[Thad1527]

Lilbit's ass may be fine
I'm sure some think it divine
But then of course
It's just a horse
And I've never met the equine

 

[LilBit]

Oh, the cuntaciousness!

 

[Peloso]

There once was a bit who was little
Who could play her sweet ass like a fiddle
She put on a big show
But then had to go
'Cause her partner ran all out of spittle

 

[unloadonme]

There was an old Queen from Arizona
Who was thought a bit of a loner
But when he saw a boy scout *
He'd whip his knob out
And chase him round town with his boner.




* Over-18 before anyone asks!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

this stankin bij has some nerve
to try to compete with my curves
my cakes are caking
while hers are still baking
the best ass is mine, not hers

#snatched #thelibraryisopen #readingisfundamental

 

[LilBit]

this stankin bij has some nerve
to try to compete with my curves
my cakes are caking
while hers are still baking
the best ass is mine, not hers

#snatched #thelibraryisopen #readingisfundamental

Hooka, even Kansas thinks your ass is flat.

 

[rareboy]

There once was a sass named Lil'Bit.
Whose ass was as sweet as a sugar tit.
The boys would line up
In order to sup
Hyperglycemia...they all died very happily from it.

 

[NotHardUp1]

The best rump on JUB's a deep furrow,
Far deeper than that of a burro.
The owner takes plowing
From those with endowing,
Then woos them with writings of Thoreau.

 

[Kahaih]

Best ass????

In your dreams, dude, I'm tellin' you fo sure
don't expect it to be found on a brochure
It droops like a frown
almost drags on the ground
and that smell, well, it just isn't kosher

 

[LilBit]

Best ass????

In your dreams, dude, I'm tellin' you fo sure
don't expect it to be found on a brochure
It droops like a frown
almost drags on the ground
and that smell, well, it just isn't kosher

Insert various offensive gender slangs here.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Insert various offensive gender slangs here.

It's always all about the insertion with you.

Centipede is gone. Deal wid it.

 

[LilBit]

It's always all about the insertion with you.

Centipede is gone. Deal wid it.

Centipedes? In MY vagina?

 

[NotHardUp1]

Centipedes? In MY vagina?

Deja vu. I miss his posts, too.

 

[Natello4]

It's in the genes, bebeh.. and squatting for eight hours a day.

 

[LilBit]

It's in the genes, bebeh.. and squatting for eight hours a day.

I do need to lower my fiber intake...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I do need to lower my fiber intake...

Or stop receiving all your fiber anally and get your it through food consumption like normal people?

 

[LilBit]

Or stop receiving all your fiber anally and get your it through food consumption like normal people?

Hooka, you wouldn't know normal if it slapped you in the face with its dick.