Humor-Satire Why, Hello There!

[TickTockMan]

 

[EddMarkStarr]

. . . and I hope the road is very bumpy.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Swinging single?

 

[MusicMan321]

looks like at low hanger

 

[backagain]

Just swinging in the breeze

 

[Vannie]

No teabagging those things.

 

[NotHardUp1]

That reminds me.

There was some idiotic beauty cream infomercial hyping melon and its natural beauty blah, blah, blah a couple of night's ago.

The melon pictured was the honeydew, or the cantaloupe as we use the misnomer for it in the United States often. So, the obviously wanted to focus on the orangey melon's color. BUT, as it was a skin cream, one could not help but think of the veiny, rough, scaly skin of the melon and wonder WHAT THE FUCK?

Advertizers are often morons.

 

[Vannie]

That reminds me.

There was some idiotic beauty cream infomercial hyping melon and its natural beauty blah, blah, blah a couple of night's ago.

The melon pictured was the honeydew, or the cantaloupe as we use the misnomer for it in the United States often. So, the obviously wanted to focus on the orangey melon's color. BUT, as it was a skin cream, one could not help but think of the veiny, rough, scaly skin of the melon and wonder WHAT THE FUCK?

Advertizers are often morons.

That Cindy Crawford commercial says because of some French melon Cindy is 105 but she still looks 18. I bet she looks like the Crypt Keeper in the morning.

 

[NotHardUp1]

That Cindy Crawford commercial says because of some French melon Cindy is 105 but she still looks 18. I bet she looks like the Crypt Keeper in the morning.

Baby kittens are missing everywhere

 

[EddMarkStarr]

I should put a copy of that photo on the wall in my office.