you ever had one of those guys who gives you instructions during sex?

[Kahaih]

It was tedious. I just started mimicking the music on the video. Nobody wants to fuck someone who's going "wacka wacka bew bew bew bew ping bew ping bew"

Sounds like a hokey pokey.

 

[Peloso]

Sounds like a hokey pokey.

I can't make the joke I want to make here.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I was always worried it would be one of those pornos with a sudden unexpected scat scene.

Well sis you know the rules: no safety word. Hope you had egg whites or red beans for lunch or you're gonna pop a blood vessel down there straining to drop missiles on his chest.

 

[LilBit]

Everything's exhausting when you do it with a glass of wine in one hand and a fistful of nachos in the other.

Hooka, who the fuck invited you here anyway?

 

[rareboy]

Everything's exhausting when you do it with a glass of wine in one hand and a fistful of nachos in the other.

I suppose some of it depends what you are supposed to do with the fistful of nachos.

 

[Latimer]

Recently my partner. He got turned on by Matt Bomer fucking Jonathan Bailey in "Fellow Travelers" and has started calling me his "boy" and telling me what he wants. Bomer and Bailey really are a hot couple. Can't imagine they didn't film their sex scenes without getting hard.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Hooka, who the fuck invited you here anyway?

your man

 

[USEDCAR]

I don't mind a guy telling me what he likes or go slow or faster or it feels good etc. I don't like someone barking out orders like a Doctor during a emergency.


I had a friend and i gave him a blow job maybe 3 times he was awkward he would sit and stare and never showed any emotion and was just too particular with things. He wanted a blow job a certain way or his ass licked a certain way, Blowing him was a chore.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I don't mind a guy telling me what he likes or go slow or faster or it feels good etc. I don't like someone barking out orders like a Doctor during a emergency.


I had a friend and i gave him a blow job maybe 3 times he was awkward he would sit and stare and never showed any emotion and was just too particular with things. He wanted a blow job a certain way or his ass licked a certain way, Blowing him was a chore.

That is the exact vibe I'm talkin about, totally ruins the mood, although me being the trooper I am I always went along with it anyway, quietly resentful but enthusiastic as ever.