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fabulouslyghetto

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heaven won't take you but satan says you weren't that bad so he sends you to heck which he describes as a lighter version of hell. what kind of torture would you anticipate?

-the floor is hardwood and covered in Legos

-harry styles plays on the overhead speakers 24/7 for all eternity

-you meet the perfect guy but he just wants to be friends

what else?
 
Every time you take your shoes off you find there's another pair underneath them.
 
It's just like life up here on earth except there's no chocolate and the sun makes deafening screeching sounds all day.
 
You're stuck in your middle school for all eternity.

If it makes you feel any better, just realize that all those other brats are suffering under the same sentence.
 
You're tied to a chair in a dimly lit room with an old man who is telling you all about Vaudeville.
 
I am locked in a room with a bunch of guys who keep talking about other people's clothes and hair 24/7 and what is "wrong" with them - YIKES - I can't breathe - I can't even breathe thinking about it:eek:
 
I am forced to listen to Bee Gees and Madonna songs LOUD 24/7 - :dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:
 
Endless loops of Jim Baker, Joel Osteen, and Pat Robertson playing on monitors everywhere you look. I guess that wouldn't be heck...it'd be hell.
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
heaven won't take you but satan says you weren't that bad so he sends you to heck which he describes as a lighter version of hell. what kind of torture would you anticipate?

-the floor is hardwood and covered in Legos

-harry styles plays on the overhead speakers 24/7 for all eternity

-you meet the perfect guy but he just wants to be friends
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What a stupid thing to say: how can be perfect if he just... wait... don't you mean that being friends is perfection in a relationship?

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fabulouslyghetto said:
heaven won't take you but satan says you weren't that bad so he sends you to heck which he describes as a lighter version of hell. what kind of torture would you anticipate?

-the floor is hardwood and covered in Legos

-harry styles plays on the overhead speakers 24/7 for all eternity
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You mean "Styles" for "pop music" in general.
 
You can go wherever you want but the sound of leaf blowers and power saws and sundry construction and landscaping will follow](*,)And parents ignoring their crying kids.

I'll take any of the music mentioned... so far, over that. ( don't know who Styles is.)
 
you're in a cypher with willie nelson bob marley and jimi hendrix but every time it comes to you they skip you :(
 
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