Your Gay Agenda

[luminum]

You know, with all this talk about how we have a "gay agenda", I figured that I shoudl at least know about it.

But I since I couldn't find our collective gay agenda, I had to settle for making my own:

Luminum's The Gay Agenda (8/28/06)
1) Call the cable guy
2) Drop off tuition check
3) Request new debit card
4) Go to work
5) Cook dinner
6) Subvert Christian ideals
7) Convert first-born sons
8 ) Do the laundry

Luminum's The Gay Agenda (8/29/06)
1) Wait for cable guy
2) Take out the trash
3) Pick up computer software
4) Mail computer software to friend
5) Buy mushrooms
6) Make fried rice for housemates

So what was YOUR gay agenda yesterday or today?

 

[justsimon]

My gay agenda 8/29/06:

1) Doctor's appointment
2) Brunch
3) Stop by office supply store
4) Try on fabulous western shirt at consignment store (too small )
5) Walk home
6) Stop at store for root beer
7) JUB/email
8 ) Make dinner
9) Sign on for work
10) Dirty dirty phone sex

 

[alister9669]

1) went shopping at lunch with my girl friend to buy new shoes
2) JUB

Its been a boring day

 

[NongreasySweatproof]

This is the funniest shyte I've seen all day. Thanks for making me chuckle.

 

[Oden_grey]

Oden_grey's Gay Agenda (8/29/06):

1) Read up on my research project.
2) Drop a few uninteresting courses.
3) Research possible car purchase options.
4) Workout
5) Cook meagre dinner (I'm a bad cook).
6) Watch TV
7) Sleep

 

[luminum]

I know this whole "gay agenda" crap we gays are burdened with in this society. OY.


my "agenda" for 29aug06:

1. continue campaigning the NFL to have teams play only in shoulder pads and jockstraps.

2. indoctrinate ten happily married men into the sexual relief which is a homosexual blowjob.

3. get Quinten Crisp onto the library shelves at all public elementary schools

4. gather groups of "fellow gays" to attend local area churches and have them say at the end of each prayer, "Ahhhh, mennnn."

5. explain again to the Trojan and Walgreens Corporations why a condom display ad is more effective if it shows a massive erection ejaculating loads of thick cum into a rubber. emphasis how this is a visual age in which youngsters are living.

6. eat cocoanut shrimp served in a banana leaf for dinner.

LMAO..."Ahh, men...."

 

[DarkNeko]

My Agenda:

-Wake up
-Stumble to class
-Finish homework
-Convert young straight children

 

[tx_doc]

My Gay Agenda 8/28/06:

• take dogs for morning walk
• have a bowl of cereal
• shower (wish boyfriend good day at work while he snags a q-tip)
• brush teeth and other hygenical duties
• check email
• walk dogs
• drive to work in downpour of rain
• work for 9 hours (while eating a snack in the middle of the day)
• come home and walk dogs
• feed dogs
• start dinner
• check JUB
• turn on BBC America & eat dinner
• leave boyfriend's meal in the oven
• walk dogs
• go to bed

 

[Brad]

Wednesday's agenda:
Get up
study
teach/work
study
acheive A on test
get plastered
convince all teenaged Christian boys to turn gay and wear dresses

 

[slobone]

My gay agenda has never been anything other than get laid. That's really about the only gay thing I do (although I will admit I enjoy the occasional Broadway musical).

 

[Austin40acres]

A4A's agenda for 8/30:

1. Get up early just to get into the routine again.
2. Apologize once again to all of JUB for having a temper tantrum on Monday.
3. Think about smoking a cigarette. Look at the nicotine patches. Then go smoke again anyway, but feel guilty about it.
4. Search the web for more pics of guys in tight wranglers.
5. Go have another cigarette and still feel guilty about it.
6. Watch the Price is Right.
7. Have another cigarette and think "Fuck it. I'll quit smoking tomorrow."
8. Listen to Rush Limbaugh (yes, I'm serious. He's funny!)
9. Smoke again.
10. Go buy beer.
11. Log on to JUB again and see if anyone has posted anything that I need to ignore because it will just set me off again.
12. Get drunk and smoke alot.
13. Go to bed.

For 8/31:
1. Get up and try to pretend I'm a rational, responsible, human being again and go about the business of being productive. (And smoke, but feel guilty about it.)

 

[Lube]

My gay agenda to 29 Aug:

1. Wake up, not feeling well.
2. Surf JUB in the morning
3. Shower & lunch
4. Eventually make it into work
5. Make lame joke at work that puts me & coworker in tears for a good 10 minutes
6. Come home
7. Tend to the garden, which I've neglected all summer.
8. Practice (on the plants) my subliminal tricks on converting straights to gaydom
9. Have a nice long chat with the neighbors, implementing said covert strategy to make them gay
10. Make dinner; take call from wife
11. Sit here typing as one of the lights above mysteriously starts flickering as I'm talking about implementing The Gay Agenda.

 

[ladygrey]

My gay Agenda tomorrow:

1: Wake up, prim my fabulous self, eat my high fiber low fat cereal
2: Hop on a bus and comune with "satan", plus buy some crack from the stripper beside me
3: Get off bus and walk to yoga studio (while chanting in latin, praying for the destruction of all life, and giving my nails a good buffing, of course
4: Open yoga studio, clean the floor, drink tea, and put on sacred hindu chants (after sharping my knives for a drive by raping I have planned later in day)
5: Do yoga (while staring at everyones butts in downward dog)
6: Meet my client (and convince her God is a woman and she should subvert to lesbianism)
7: Get back on bus (buy more crack and ask satan for Aaron carter)
8: Meet my business partner to discuss our satanatic wishes for the earth (and drink rasberry tea)
9: Come home and eat low fat veggie meals (And consume the flesh of chrisitian virgins)
10: Meet another client (convince her she's a crazy lesbian secertly)
11: Come home and go to bed

 

[Therobbyshow]

My agenda tomorrow...

Wake up
Talk to my bf for a while
go to work
come home
talk to bf for a while
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS ALL CRAZY.....
I either have dinner then lift for a couple hours OR
lift for a couple hours then have some dinner
THEN BACK TO NORMAL
relax for a little with some tv
sleep

I know...what a rebel

My weekdays are pretty bland