You've been given an elephant...

[rareboy]

From a job application....

You've been given an elephant and you can't sell it or give it away. What will you do with it?

I think it is a great question. What would your response be?

 

[peeonme]

Set it free.

 

[Ludlow]

I would endeavour to develop an open, productive and professional rapport with the elephant and ensure that it is inclusively inducted into the team with a view to forming a cohesive unit which is focused on achieving the common objectives of the company by actively practicing and promoting policies of diversity-awareness, personal development and efficient knowledge-exchange and skill-sharing while always keeping the service to the client at the centre of our focus and attention.




Just don't expect me to clean up its shit; I have limited experience in unscheduled deposit-handling...

 

[Triple G]

^

 

[Kahaih]

I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

From a job application....

You've been given an elephant and you can't sell it or give it away. What will you do with it?

I think it is a great question. What would your response be?

I'd set it loose in the Oostvaardersplassen.

 

[HoodedRat]

Dress it up in a trashy wig, garish makeup, and slutty clothes, drench it in cheap perfume, then pimp it out to work the streets as a common whore.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Dress it up in a trashy wig, garish makeup, and slutty clothes, drench it in cheap perfume, then pimp it out to work the streets as a common whore.

Are you retelling Dumbo?

Now that I think of it... insert so many ping-pong balls in its anus it just floats up from the bottom of the lake.

Do I have a job with Google now?

 

[Vannie]

Feed it as much cabbage as it can eat and put it in rareboys backyard.

 

[Thad1527]

Well, why can't you sell it or give it away?

At heart, I'm an anarchist. Throw out the rules.

 

[Charon]

Profits. Charge people to let their kids play with it, and eventually open up a petting zoo.

 

[Peloso]

Install it as POTUS.

 

[Cormac135]

Ride it, and not in the good way, well maybe it is the good way, that trunk must be a match for a hoover noozle.

And when boredness sets in, tusks sold and the rest cut up and put in the deep freeze for future eats.

 

[pornoboy]

If you've been given an elephant...

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[BillyT]

 

[rareboy]

shoot. video unavailable in Canuckistan;

Got it now.

 

[BillyT]

shoot. video unavailable in Canuckistan;

Got it now.

Close to the one I posted above.

 

[LeicsDom]

From a job application....

You've been given an elephant and you can't sell it or give it away. What will you do with it?

I think it is a great question. What would your response be?

If you are gonna ask such stupid questions I don't want to wok for you

 

[cityboy-stl]

If you are gonna ask such stupid questions, I don't want to work for you

Yeah, this.

But if I have to answer, I'm sure the neighbors will call the police and complain, so I'll wait for animal control or the zoo or some other such organization to come and take the stupid elephant. And yeah...I'm not working for you.

 

[Alistair]

You can make a literal shit-ton of elephant dung.