“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality

[chrisw87]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I couldn't read this with a straight face, I just kept reading it in a camp british accent, imagining a documentary by David Attenborough.

The homosexual will exhibit himself in three basic positions for power bottoming:

• Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out. This is most often employed in public restrooms and gym showers.

• Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards. Convenient for abandoned warehouses and private sadomasochistic “dungeons.”

• Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration.

 

[Críostóir]

I want to be a power bottom, but I think I'm just 'regular'. *shrugs*

Regular is a good start. It's almost impossible to be a power bottom if you're chronically constipated.

 

[Burberry]

This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain

What pain???

 

[Críostóir]

What pain???

Fundies believe all pleasure is evil. Therefore they claim it's pain to keep all their boys from wanting to try it.

 

[GL]

lol, that was both arousing and hilarious!

 

[bi-4u2]

All this article did was make me want to try it.

The article itself is just idiotic, even a homophobe woukd think so. Only an idiout would take it seriously

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Christwire... the parody site that isn't very funny.

 

[belamyi]

.....

 

[teadrinker]

It's too close to genuine Christian craziness to be a funny parody - although I must admit it does have its moments.

-T.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Christwire fury at New iGay toy.

Now instead of gays getting their kicks from fingering each other in the brown socket (now know as analog finger play), they are able to strap on a plastic torpedo nose sex toy and shove it up their buddies doo doo and then make it vibrate by using their iPhones. It even displays the distance to a the man’s prostate and will “blip” faster and faster as it gets closer.

Classic!

-d-

 

[EwanSF]

Anyone think that it's fundamentalist god-botherers that are the real perverts here? I think there's something slightly freudian going one here. It's clear that the author of the "artical" spends a fair bit of time thinking about gay sex, in graphic detail (albeit inaccurately.) The cunt probably thinks about gay sex more than I do. I smell a deeply latent, self-loathing fag here. Hopefully, one day his aged mother that he clearly still lives with will pop into his room one day and find him hanging from the light fixture, one illicit wank to many driving him over the edge, and the world will be minus another fucked up, hate monger fuckwit.

But he wasn't the pervert to whom I was reffering. I was reffering to the ordinary bible thumper. The rank and file cult member. I genuinely believe they get some form of intense sexual gratification from moral outrage. The more gory and sordid the details of the moral transgression, the more hard their dicks go, or the soggier their panties will get. How fucked up is that? These sick fucks need help. Pretty sure a bit of elctro-shock would do them the world of good. Or maybe a good fuck in the arse?

Edit - Satire? Thought it was real, because of the sources in the artical. Americans for the truth about homosexuality isn't satire as well is it? God, I hope so.

 

[chrisw87]

If you ever want to have a laugh, do what I did and research catholic and baptist websites that provide information for young christians on sex education! its just pure insanity.

 

[mbamike]

Good satire. The sad part is that a good many people do think this way.

 

[EwanSF]

Work for? My sympathies.