That's pretty cheesy don't you think?
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I see you've attracted the attention of the JUB secret police already. That has to be a record
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If you upload a pic with the filename "imageproxy" you are asking for it ..
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great pic.
Now pick up your laundry.
I say get a tan
Why? I know golden skin looks better on basically everyone but, to be completely honest, getting a tan naturally permanently damages the production of collagen in your skin and I don't have enough money to get and maintain a fake tan soooo I've just accepted that I'm pale.
Why? I know golden skin looks better on basically everyone but, to be completely honest, getting a tan naturally permanently damages the production of collagen in your skin and I don't have enough money to get and maintain a fake tan soooo I've just accepted that I'm pale.
Somewhere out there is a chemical someone stumbled on that produces a real tan when taken internally, by triggering the same response cells have to sunlight. I wish I knew what happened, that it disappeared from the radar.
*blames you for being pale
Can't wait for the next batch of model-esque pics![]()
Haha well I'm not the cleanest person!![]()
Why? I know golden skin looks better on basically everyone but, to be completely honest, getting a tan naturally permanently damages the production of collagen in your skin and I don't have enough money to get and maintain a fake tan soooo I've just accepted that I'm pale.
Somewhere out there is a chemical someone stumbled on that produces a real tan when taken internally, by triggering the same response cells have to sunlight. I wish I knew what happened, that it disappeared from the radar.
