Re: 18 y/o Scottish Bisexual
I think someone's horny.

The mental image of you with a bulge sticking out of your skinny jeans at work as a result of my dick pics is driving me to distraction, but in a good way.
Lol how can I
not be horny in a thread talking to a guy who has posted his pictures of THE most beautiful cock in the freaking world.
But haha well it was kinda embarrassing at work trying to hide a freakin boner...and I don't know if you wear skinny jeans, I wear
really skintight skinny jeans, and getting a hardon in them can be painful lol, there's no room for the rock hard dick to go. But lol sometimes a dick has a mind of its own. I can't control my dick getting
engorged from seeing and thinking about your
enormous, beautiful, sexy-as-hell intact dick with an AMAZING foreskin wrapping it up.
I can't tell you much I want you to suck me off with those perfect lips.
Oh my gosh, do you really like my lips? I assure you I have really really full, thick, rosy, kissable lips...like Angelina Jolie lips, except attached to a male haha...and I promise you my nice full lips will make your dick feel soooooo goood and amazing. I would give your dick waves of incredible pleasure.
Yeah, I'm kinda the same in regards to tan & pale skin. Tan is OK, sometimes jaw-slackingly hot, but a pale skinned young slim male drives me insane almost every time.
Ha yeah that's the way I see it. Some guys look great with a tan. Even some British guys like Tom Daley. He's British, tanned, and hot as hell- though not as hot as you!
But I love pale white boys...kinda like me, I hope that doesn't make me a narcissist lol. But Anglo-Scottish-Irish guys tend to be able to pull off the cute white pale boy look really beautifully. Like you.
Yeah, we UK boys are pretty damn hot, huh? I've lost count of how many times I've caught myself staring at some hot guy on the bus or the train. Maybe the odd time they do the same in return, but it's mostly one-sided.
Oh just rub it in will you? Not only are you hot as hell, you also are lucky enough to live in a place with some of the prettiest boys on the planet!
Haha I hope you at least like my cock/balls/body/chest/eyes, etc., any part I shared with JUB on my thread, so I don't feel completely out of my league with you!
Yeah, the boys of One Direction are cute. Styles in particular does it for me. How I secretly wished that the rumours of him being a bisexual were true. I don't listen to their music, though.
Haha bisexual? I'd bet you a thousand bucks (or I guess I should make that pounds) that least one or two of One Directioners are full-blown gay. I continue to believe Larry Stylinson is a thing.
But seriously, the 1Ders act so homoerotic I wouldn't be surprised if they were ALL gay lol.
Maybe one day they will all come out of the closet once their marketing strategy no longer depends on having to appeal to teen girls lol.
I too have always fancied Harry Styles, I always loved his hair, although I wish he would have kept that look instead of the crazy hairstyles he's been going for lately.
But I have always had a crush on Niall Horan too.
Though ultimately, the boy of my dreams has always been Louis Tomlinson. I mean, that ass...
But anyway, the point of all this One Direction talk, is that you British guys are hot, hot, hot. Bring 5 random British guys together for a boy band...and they're all fucking gorgeous, it's like impossible to even pick one over the others cuz they're all so hot.
But one thing I can say... is that I can pick you over all of them, you are so amazingly hot.
Don't get me started on Bieber. Just don't. He's just an ass in every sense of the word.
But yeah that rude nasty ugly Canadian asshole is an example of how inferior American guys are generally to sexy Brits like you.
You're driving me insane, man!!
Hehehe I don't want to drive you insane...except maybe insane for me.
I wish you would get insane for me hehe.