24 year old

[LosAngelesKings]

Hey there...I'm a pretty eclectic mix, especially for a gay guy. I was raised Mormon for the first 20 years of my life in a small town in southern California, got kicked out when I was outed to my parents, lived with a verbally and physically abusive ex for 3 years, ended up going to college, joining a Fraternity, and graduating with a degree in business, and now I plan on going to law school. I'm currently a youth basketball coach and drug tester for the NBA (yes, I get to see all the players naked). I hate fags (in my definition, being a fag is different than being gay. Only the worst kinds of promiscuous, shallow attention whores are fags) and really hate clubbing/the scene in general. Also, I'm very cocky...I consider myself very attractive, I'm well hung and well educated and incredibly charming haha. I love movies and TV shows and could spend an entire week just cuddling in bed talking about them, I also love video games and I have an unhealthy obsession with sports, especially hockey (Go Kings!) And if anybody actually reads through this narcissistic run-on paragraph, then good for you! You might be one of the lucky ones willing to spend more time with me than simply the time it takes to get into my pants.

 

[Iwantyouinsideme69]

Srry guy, i read your page but the only things that i want from men are bodily fluids

 

[Thad1527]

And other than Jack Johnson and Kopitar...oh, and Wayne Simmons... the Kings are kinda lacking... (yeah, I can talk smack)

 

[MountReel]

I'll just off a friendly little hello and save my wit for more appropriate situations.

(Generic friendly hello)

 

[LosAngelesKings]

And other than Jack Johnson and Kopitar...oh, and Wayne Simmons... the Kings are kinda lacking... (yeah, I can talk smack)

And Justin Williams, and Drew Doughty, and Jonathan Quick, and Dustin Penner, and Jarret Stoll, and Brayden Schenn...yeah they're kinda lacking /sarcasm

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

hi, welcome to jub! wjat kind of video games ya like to play?

 

[pai mei]

pffft kings. kopitar's out, (uhhh... not in the gay way lol.. i mean injured) so you guys are going nowhere this season

 

[Callum]

Heya! Welcome to JUB! (Kings suck!)

 

[LosAngelesKings]

hi, welcome to jub! wjat kind of video games ya like to play?

Anything but shooters, really. I've been playing Pokemon Black a lot lately (don't laugh!)

 

[LosAngelesKings]

pffft kings. kopitar's out, (uhhh... not in the gay way lol.. i mean injured) so you guys are going nowhere this season

This team doesn't depend on scoring, so as long as the defense and Quick stay healthy, they've still got a shot to make it deep. Especially if guys like Brown and Lewis continue to step up on offense.

Who's your team, btw?

 

[pai mei]

This team doesn't depend on scoring, so as long as the defense and Quick stay healthy, they've still got a shot to make it deep. Especially if guys like Brown and Lewis continue to step up on offense.

Who's your team, btw?

ooh my team's really bad lol. but there's no way LA can stack up against teams like detroit, van, or sj without kopitar. i just can't see that happening.

btw... *ahem* leafs *ahem* ... dont make fun!

 

[LosAngelesKings]

San Jose? So incredibly overrated...that's the team I'd love to see the Kings play in the first round.