25cents for an orgasm?

[Danugh]

Sometimes i would be on the road and a man might ask me if i have a quater to spare or even a dollar. I dont have much but if im a position to give it on that day i do.

One day a few weeks back however, this hot guy asked me for a quater because he was short. He was so sexy. I had 5 quaters in my jeans and was about to give him one when a lightbulb went off.

Me: I am a business man. I believe in something for something. If i was to give you this quater what could you do for me?

Hot quarter guy : What do you mean?

Me: Its simple if i was to give you this quarter what can you give me in return?

Hot guy: If i have to be asking for a quarter what makes you think i have anything to offer?

Me: Dont sell yourself short. (I walked into a nearby booth that was sectionned off from the public, and 1 minute later hot guy entered the booth)

Hot Guy: You want me to suck your dik for a quarter, you gotto be kidding me?

Me: ( I took a quater from my pocket and waved it in his face) Its not me that wants the quater. To me its just a quater but to you its your way home, so what its going to be ?

15 minutes later i had 4 quaters in my pocket and went on my way rejocing.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

 

[Danugh]

Heehee.....

I love your crazy, horny posts!!!

I wanna post something but I can't stop laughing!

Glad you enjoy my life stories, i enjoy sharing them, if i was to reveal all the crazy things ive done lol. I only reveal a select few.

 

[justsimon]

I charge way more than that for a blowjob.

 

[Danugh]

Was this him?


you are not funny thats just wrong.

Why are you showing everyone a picture of your ex lover lol nobody wants to be seeing that.

 

[cynicus]

Would you be offended if I were to say you are one cheap (but finacially astute) bastard?

 

[GoodbyeSobriety]

I don't know what you guys are talkin' about, that story is HOT! Damn I need to go to business school to learn to talk like that...

 

[iflookscouldkill]

That's hot (crap...I sound like Paris Hilton)

 

[3nipples]

It's good to have an active imagination...

 

[Danugh]

It's good to have an active imagination...

Jealous much? lol

 

[Danugh]

Some people need to learn to read. Whats wrong is that you have sick homeless man fantasies. Where did all this homeless talk come from? If unno read my post and not just picked out certain parts, you would see he was not homeless so quit all this homeless talk.

 

[Danugh]

Earlier a guy asked me'

"By anychance do you happen to have a quater on you?"

I said yes and just gave it to him. I didnt implement my business skills this time, i just felt like giving it to him because he was in need of it and because i had it to give. Its not everytime you have to get something for somthing. Sometimes its just the right thing to do. Who knows one day i might need a quater.

Whats goes around comes around. 360.

 

[Andreus]

hot?

no

real?

no

bizarre?

yes

 

[gmoney]

hot?

no

real?

no

bizarre?

yes

OMG, that was great!

 

[m4mFlixCom]

Sometimes i would be on the road and a man might ask me if i have a quater to spare or even a dollar. I dont have much but if im a position to give it on that day i do.

One day a few weeks back however, this hot guy asked me for a quater because he was short. He was so sexy. I had 5 quaters in my jeans and was about to give him one when a lightbulb went off.

Me: I am a business man. I believe in something for something. If i was to give you this quater what could you do for me?

Hot quarter guy : What do you mean?

Me: Its simple if i was to give you this quarter what can you give me in return?

Hot guy: If i have to be asking for a quarter what makes you think i have anything to offer?

Me: Dont sell yourself short. (I walked into a nearby booth that was sectionned off from the public, and 1 minute later hot guy entered the booth)

Hot Guy: You want me to suck your dik for a quarter, you gotto be kidding me?

Me: ( I took a quater from my pocket and waved it in his face) Its not me that wants the quater. To me its just a quater but to you its your way home, so what its going to be ?

15 minutes later i had 4 quaters in my pocket and went on my way rejocing.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Assuming this is true, what would you have done if he bit you really hard?