3 Things I Learned Tonight...

[Atomw7]

So I was home alone in the apartment tonight, and I decided to have some fun. Here are 3 things I learned from that fun:

1. Fleshlight + dildo = OH MY GOD.
2. I now understand why people have threesomes.
3. Never, ever, ever fill your fleshlight up in the shower while closing shut the far end, and squeezing it while water comes out of the butt hole.

For #3: The first few seconds were entertaining, then I realized it look like some pictures/videos of porn that was NOT for me.

That is all for now!!

 

[evil_danger]

I dont understand No.3

But I wanna try the fleshlight and I wanna try a threesome.

 

[Atomw7]

I dont understand No.3

But I wanna try the fleshlight and I wanna try a threesome.

Holding the opposite end of a fleshlight insert shut, I filled it with water, then squeezed it so the water squirted out the side you stick your wang in. So water squirted out and shot a few inches. It reminded me of the (IN MY OPINION) gross porn where they cum in the guy, then he pushes it out.

You are coming to the JUB Meet, right?

I will be arriving alone, and leaving alone.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Dude, make that cat stop shaking! What did you do, give it your fleshlight?

 

[kevbo]

Try nipple clamps next time...

 

[gmoney]

I dont understand No.3

But I wanna try the fleshlight and I wanna try a threesome.

I have to agree here. What the fuck were you trying to do?

 

[gameboy 11]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh......................

 

[swerve]

I will be arriving [STRIKE]alone[/STRIKE] with my fleshlight, and leaving [STRIKE]alone[/STRIKE]with my fleshlight.

 

[Atomw7]

I have to agree here. What the fuck were you trying to do?

I was cleaning it!

 

[kevbo]

Did you polish after you cleaned it?

 

[cityboy-stl]

I think we need pictures, don't you?

 

[Atomw7]

I think we need pictures, don't you?

Someone has some.

But he's the only one. (Ok, 2)

 

[Homoerectus]

Well show the damned pix. The world is clamoring for them.

 

[Atomw7]

Well show the damned pix. The world is clamoring for them.

And the world will not get them. Nor will anyone who PMs me about them.

 

[kevbo]

How about if we Yahoo! you for them?

 

[Atomw7]

How about if we Yahoo! you for them?

 

[BlueD]

Dude, make that cat stop shaking! What did you do, give it your fleshlight?

I think it's so excited to see the squirrel. Anyway, who would give a p*ssy a fleshlight?

How about if we Yahoo! you for them?

Yahoo becomes a verb now??!!?!? I'm so outdated


And Atom, can I be that 3rd person? Pleasssssseeeeeee

 

[Circe Infuria]

 

[Ben_G]

 

[GL]

Try nipple clamps next time...

along with a small electrical generator.

good times!