3 Words That Kill The Mood

[operafan]

"One more drink"

"I haven't showered"


"Too many burritos"

 

[RonR18]

"Don't suck me."

"Don't fuck me."

"Take it out!"

 

[RonR18]

"Where's my money?"

"You're under arrest."

 

[benners]

"I'm actually Republican."

"Jersey Shore?--Hilarious!"

"Dad's is bigger."

 

[BelovedEnigma]

Call me Daddy

 

[justndav]

Where's my pills
You got ecstasy
Is it hard
You're Not Bigger
Sorry I Farted
Its my wife
You're like (name)- a persons ex. No, I'm me.
I'm not gay
Your sheets smell
Got the runs
I don't kiss
I don't suck
Can she/he watch
I have gerbils...
My wife's gone
Kids won't know

 

[JOHN B]

...See the camera....?.....

 

[RonR18]

"My tarantula escaped."

 

[DigitalFudge]

Dag you guys are some picky sons of bitches.


Only thing that can get me out of the mood is

"Want to die?"


Other than that, shit happens.

 

[bankside]

Oh,.... Hello Mom!

That's nothing compared to:

Mom!!! Move over!!!!

 

[Críostóir]

"The theromorphic eschaton." Actually any utterance containing the phrase 'theromorphic eschaton' is a mood killer. Unless you're into fucking crazy people.

"Let infestation commence!"
"Bring me phlegm!"
"Yes, it's artificial."

Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

That would definitely do it for me.

Yup... anyone quoting anti-semite and racist H. P. Lovecraft...

Definitely a mood killer.

You do realize that those of us who make Lovecraft quotes and shit are making fun of him for being a lousy, repetitive, histrionic writer of overblown purple prose, right?

 

[pat grimshaw]

...H. P. Lovecraft...Definitely a mood killer.

So have some of your lovers quoted L0vecraft to you?

 

[Sam Blum]

I am married; I've a boy/girlfriend. Okay, the second one's technically four words, but you get it... I have ...(disease); I am straight; What's your age?; There are others; Take it bitch; You like that (don't you? - said with clicheed sneer)

 

[rareboy]

So have some of your lovers quoted L0vecraft to you?

You obviously didn't bother to read the post this was in response to.

sigh.

But most of the responses on the thread are hilarious.

I was trying to count how many I've used.

 

[HenryGolightly]

uhh let's see

what?!? your gay!!!
It's too small?
Who are you?
Who am I?
I'm in love (with someone else)
Wear this wig
What's your name? (I had told him like 100 times)
Is it in?
OH YES *blank* (insert any other name but Henry)

 

[pat grimshaw]

You obviously didn't bother to read the post this was in response to.....

(I'm a newbie whose still trying to understand the rabid and arcane behaviour going on here and who hasn't found the post to which you refer. But no matter...)

 

[metta]

Are you done?



Gotta text something

 

[pat grimshaw]

(who's, not whose)

 

[metta]

Haha....so tiny...

Gotta be drunk

 

[Mr-Pickles]

Sorry,gotta pee

Does that really?!?



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