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This isn't really a story with a plot. I've just been itching to tell people about some of my various exploits and happy times. I don't have many gay friends to talk about stuff with so I'm going to vent it here. Been a long time lurker and reader here. Just never posted anything. So this is the investigations I've conducted into 4 of my straight friend's dicks 
Keith is a great friend of mine from work. He is totally straight, and just got marrried. Keith loves to joke about or make comments about having a larger than average dick. I love this banter, and I play along countering it with comments about my own dick not being large at all. Most people who talk about having a big dick are full of it. I'd been dying to know whether it was true or not. So one day when he was coming over for some beers and bbq, i hatched a plan to settle this once and for all. I have a small digital video recorder that I used on model aircraft. I poked a pinhole in a tissue box, and duct taped the camera inside looking out the pinhole. I then placed the tissue box (and another decoy box on top of it) on the toilet tank. After we'd been drinking, I went to piss and turned it on. Not long after, Keith had to piss too. I preyed it worked and was lined up right. Later that night I snagged the recorder and copied the video to my laptop. I ended up with a near perfect video! He walked up, unzipped, fished out a very big soft cock, and let out a refreshing piss. He shook it off and even stroked it a few times. Then stuffed it back in, zipped up, and left. I can only guess on the size since he wasn't hard. I figure around 8 hard based on how big it was soft. This was about 2 years ago, we still regularly joke about our dick sizes all the time. I frequently use the fake asian name "Huang Hung Lo" for him. Sorry if you're asian and offended.
Pete has been one of my best friends for at least 10 years. He is well known for being talented in bed with the ladies. Girls who have never had a squirting orgasm have them with him. He's very focused on technique with lots of things, apparently including sex. After a long evening of drinking, he was passed out cold on the couch. I snagged his iPhone to snoop around. It wasn't locked, so I of course went straight to the photos. It didn't take long to find what I was hoping for. A few pictures of his girlfriend's tits and pussy, eww coodies. Then his response... dick shots from the shower! I immediately plugged his phone into my laptop and saved those! I have jacked off many times just starting at them. I put it at slightly larger than average, around 6.5. He's been single for a long time lately. Hoping one day it will build up and he'll need some relief.
Then there's Mike. He's a goof ball. Mike can and does piss anywhere, on command, shamelessly. He'll whip out in the middle of a sidewalk and just piss. Walking to a shrub is a waste of time. The drunker her gets, the more stupidly he will piss. It's hillarious. One time at a hotel room after a concert, he just walked up to the corner of the room, and pissed on the floor. He didn't see the problem with that. Frankly I wish it was on me in the bed, but oh well. He's no frills average size, but definitely not average when it comes to using it.
Aaron is a friend who often hangs out with Pete and I. Aaron is nuts, but in a good way I guess. As is often the case, we were at our usual vaca house and we had a room with two twin beds. I was in one and Aaron was in the other. I'd had a lot to drink and went to bed early. Some time later, Aaron came up to bed too. He apparently assumed i was asleep, and i was until he made noise and turned on the light. But I didn't move and intended to fall right back asleep. I heard him get into his bed and the light went off. I almost fell back asleep, but then i heard it... the tell tale sound of jacking off. I was quite lucky. It was a full moon, and the shades were open to the windows. The windows were behind me, so the light shined passed me, onto him. My face was in the shadow, so he could see himself, I could see him, but he couldn't see me. I did my best to keep my own breathing under control, and watched the show. He had pulled out what was a good 7" throbber. He started slow but didn't take long to really go at it. He got going really quick, but I guess wanted to enjoy it too. So he kept edging himself. He would get close to cumming and stop or slow down. I don't know who was getting more suspense out of it, him or me. It took every ounce of self control to not just pounce on it and swallow. After about 5 or 6 edging slow downs, I guess he couldn't take it. I heard him say "oh shit", and he reached for a white undershit he had lying nex to him. Before he could grab it, his big dick let loose one of the biggest fountains of cum I have ever seen. It was a huge load, and it had lots of power. He hit his face, the pillow, and all up his chest. Lots of HOT groans during that explosion and his head was leaned back, legs over stretched, toes curled, the whole shabang. Hottest shit ever. As he wound down from that bomb going off, I closed my eyes and pretended i was still fast asleep. I heard him wipe himself off then go to the bathroom to piss and wash up. Then he went to bed and was asleep real quick. In the morning, he and Pete were up before me and announced they were going to get coffee. I said I was hungover and going back to bed for a little while. As soon as the door shut, I bet you can guess what I went for... The cum soaked tshirt sitting on the floor next to his bed. I jacked off into it thinking about what I saw the night before. I used the cum in the shirt as lube, and added my own load to it. Twice. Then put it back on the floor for him to clean
Keith is a great friend of mine from work. He is totally straight, and just got marrried. Keith loves to joke about or make comments about having a larger than average dick. I love this banter, and I play along countering it with comments about my own dick not being large at all. Most people who talk about having a big dick are full of it. I'd been dying to know whether it was true or not. So one day when he was coming over for some beers and bbq, i hatched a plan to settle this once and for all. I have a small digital video recorder that I used on model aircraft. I poked a pinhole in a tissue box, and duct taped the camera inside looking out the pinhole. I then placed the tissue box (and another decoy box on top of it) on the toilet tank. After we'd been drinking, I went to piss and turned it on. Not long after, Keith had to piss too. I preyed it worked and was lined up right. Later that night I snagged the recorder and copied the video to my laptop. I ended up with a near perfect video! He walked up, unzipped, fished out a very big soft cock, and let out a refreshing piss. He shook it off and even stroked it a few times. Then stuffed it back in, zipped up, and left. I can only guess on the size since he wasn't hard. I figure around 8 hard based on how big it was soft. This was about 2 years ago, we still regularly joke about our dick sizes all the time. I frequently use the fake asian name "Huang Hung Lo" for him. Sorry if you're asian and offended.
Pete has been one of my best friends for at least 10 years. He is well known for being talented in bed with the ladies. Girls who have never had a squirting orgasm have them with him. He's very focused on technique with lots of things, apparently including sex. After a long evening of drinking, he was passed out cold on the couch. I snagged his iPhone to snoop around. It wasn't locked, so I of course went straight to the photos. It didn't take long to find what I was hoping for. A few pictures of his girlfriend's tits and pussy, eww coodies. Then his response... dick shots from the shower! I immediately plugged his phone into my laptop and saved those! I have jacked off many times just starting at them. I put it at slightly larger than average, around 6.5. He's been single for a long time lately. Hoping one day it will build up and he'll need some relief.
Then there's Mike. He's a goof ball. Mike can and does piss anywhere, on command, shamelessly. He'll whip out in the middle of a sidewalk and just piss. Walking to a shrub is a waste of time. The drunker her gets, the more stupidly he will piss. It's hillarious. One time at a hotel room after a concert, he just walked up to the corner of the room, and pissed on the floor. He didn't see the problem with that. Frankly I wish it was on me in the bed, but oh well. He's no frills average size, but definitely not average when it comes to using it.
Aaron is a friend who often hangs out with Pete and I. Aaron is nuts, but in a good way I guess. As is often the case, we were at our usual vaca house and we had a room with two twin beds. I was in one and Aaron was in the other. I'd had a lot to drink and went to bed early. Some time later, Aaron came up to bed too. He apparently assumed i was asleep, and i was until he made noise and turned on the light. But I didn't move and intended to fall right back asleep. I heard him get into his bed and the light went off. I almost fell back asleep, but then i heard it... the tell tale sound of jacking off. I was quite lucky. It was a full moon, and the shades were open to the windows. The windows were behind me, so the light shined passed me, onto him. My face was in the shadow, so he could see himself, I could see him, but he couldn't see me. I did my best to keep my own breathing under control, and watched the show. He had pulled out what was a good 7" throbber. He started slow but didn't take long to really go at it. He got going really quick, but I guess wanted to enjoy it too. So he kept edging himself. He would get close to cumming and stop or slow down. I don't know who was getting more suspense out of it, him or me. It took every ounce of self control to not just pounce on it and swallow. After about 5 or 6 edging slow downs, I guess he couldn't take it. I heard him say "oh shit", and he reached for a white undershit he had lying nex to him. Before he could grab it, his big dick let loose one of the biggest fountains of cum I have ever seen. It was a huge load, and it had lots of power. He hit his face, the pillow, and all up his chest. Lots of HOT groans during that explosion and his head was leaned back, legs over stretched, toes curled, the whole shabang. Hottest shit ever. As he wound down from that bomb going off, I closed my eyes and pretended i was still fast asleep. I heard him wipe himself off then go to the bathroom to piss and wash up. Then he went to bed and was asleep real quick. In the morning, he and Pete were up before me and announced they were going to get coffee. I said I was hungover and going back to bed for a little while. As soon as the door shut, I bet you can guess what I went for... The cum soaked tshirt sitting on the floor next to his bed. I jacked off into it thinking about what I saw the night before. I used the cum in the shirt as lube, and added my own load to it. Twice. Then put it back on the floor for him to clean
