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Re: 7 Reasons why you cant win an argument with ki
god..i am still laughing..
god..i am still laughing..
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7 Reasons why you cant win an argument with kids.
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Re: 7 Reasons why you cant win an argument with ki
My favorite is #5.
My favorite is #5.
Re: 7 Reasons why you cant win an argument with ki
these're funny.
these're funny.
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Great stuff, thanks!
I'm cutting-and-pasting to send to a couple preachers who I know, think they'll have fun with it.
Great stuff, thanks!
I'm cutting-and-pasting to send to a couple preachers who I know, think they'll have fun with it.
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Re: 7 Reasons why you cant win an argument with ki
Those are hilarious!!!
Here are a few:
Joke 1
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a pre-school playground.
"I'm free, I'm free" he shouted.
"So What," said a little girl. "I'm Four."
Joke 2
Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said,"Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at
her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
Joke 3
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained."I'm looking for the seal."
Joke 4
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Joke 5
One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead and the student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher asked, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
Those are hilarious!!!Here are a few:
Joke 1
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a pre-school playground.
"I'm free, I'm free" he shouted.
"So What," said a little girl. "I'm Four."
Joke 2
Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said,"Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at
her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
Joke 3
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained."I'm looking for the seal."
Joke 4
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Joke 5
One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead and the student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher asked, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
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Re: 7 Reasons why you cant win an argument with ki
While a little off topic, this show's why you can't win an argument with a kid........ they are smarter then you!!!
Do you have the mind of a *really* smart adult (as in a Top Professional!)...or...do you have the mind of a 4 year old?
Well, it probably depends on the time of day and what sort of mood you're in, but one way to find out is to take the quiz below. This quiz if fairly old so you might have come across it before. If not, hope you enjoy it!
Remember to think of an answer before you check out the correct response!
Question #1:
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Correct answer: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
This question was a test of whether or not you have a tendency to do simple things in a needlessly complicated way.
Question #2:
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Correct answer: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge.
This question was a test of your ability to understand the consequences of your actions (i.e. the giraffe filling the fridge, and therefore having to be removed before the elephant could be put in).
Question #3:
The Lion, King of the animals, has called a conference of animals. All the animals are expected to attend. Which animal will not be attending?
Correct answer: The elephant. Why? The elephant is still in the fridge.
This question was a test of your memory.
Question #4:
There is a river which you have to cross. However, the waters are crocodile infested. How will you cross?
Correct answer: Swim across. Why? The crocodiles are at the animal conference.
This question was a test of your ability to learn from your mistakes.
Results
What does this have to do with my original question? Well, according to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, approximately 90% of professionals (really smart adults) tested, answered all the questions incorrectly
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While a little off topic, this show's why you can't win an argument with a kid........ they are smarter then you!!!
Are You Smarter then A 4 Year Old?
Do you have the mind of a *really* smart adult (as in a Top Professional!)...or...do you have the mind of a 4 year old?
Well, it probably depends on the time of day and what sort of mood you're in, but one way to find out is to take the quiz below. This quiz if fairly old so you might have come across it before. If not, hope you enjoy it
!Remember to think of an answer before you check out the correct response!
Question #1:
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Correct answer: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
This question was a test of whether or not you have a tendency to do simple things in a needlessly complicated way.
Question #2:
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Correct answer: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge.
This question was a test of your ability to understand the consequences of your actions (i.e. the giraffe filling the fridge, and therefore having to be removed before the elephant could be put in).
Question #3:
The Lion, King of the animals, has called a conference of animals. All the animals are expected to attend. Which animal will not be attending?
Correct answer: The elephant. Why? The elephant is still in the fridge.
This question was a test of your memory.
Question #4:
There is a river which you have to cross. However, the waters are crocodile infested. How will you cross?
Correct answer: Swim across. Why? The crocodiles are at the animal conference.
This question was a test of your ability to learn from your mistakes.
Results
What does this have to do with my original question? Well, according to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, approximately 90% of professionals (really smart adults) tested, answered all the questions incorrectly
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