A 41and 1/2 inch, 12,000 year old penis found?

[Shepherd 2]

I bring you size freaks a really special thread. Another size thread. And I have now used the word size within hours of promising never to do it again, but you will freak out at this. Believe it Or Not, a 41 and 1/2 inch penis which is 12,000 years old has been found. However it belonged to a Walrus not a human. Naturally we only know about this because it has been fossilized. You can read about this at that following site, garibaldigay.blogspot.com and it is the article in the newsletter for August 27. It is now the property of the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museums. I am posting the picture below. To enlarge the picture click on it. By next Tuesday, I will have stopped laughing.
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[looseliam]

You want to put that WHERE?

 

[valis23]

When the male walruses became so butt-ugly no female would come near them, evolution found another way...

 

[Ramindra]

"Would you walk a little faster," said the walrus to the snail....

If I were a snail I would be running if the walrus were behind me. Yikes!

 

[valis23]

Maybe the walrus was horny?

 

[merlot]

inches or feet..?

 

[looseliam]

omfg, merlot,

your avatar is, well, I'm honestly at a loss for words right now

 

[country long hair]

And I thought the penis story was interesting. I think merlot needs to post a blowup of that avatar for us old blind folk! Someone should make a horror flick out of that thing!

 

[star-warrior]

Angry Vagina Monolgue

Back to topic.
Many animals have bones in their penis. This may be a penis bone. The walrus penis bone sold for $8000

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Massive walrus penis bone sold for $8000


Seen below is a portion of a fossilized Walrus penis bone that sold today at auction for $8000. Click image to see the whole photo. This marvel of nature, some 4.5 feet long, was purchased by the holding company that owns the Rilpey's Believe it or Not! Museums.
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From the Associated Press:

Discovered in Siberia, the fossilized baculum, or penis bone, is from a species of walrus that went extinct 12,000 years ago. The piece curves to a point and is covered with weathered skin and dry muscle tissue.

The auction house said it was believed to be the largest known mammal penis fossil.

"I'm glad it's going to a museum and not a private collection" so it can on public display, Chait said. "It's definitely something everyone should see once in their life."

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http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/26/massive_walrus_penis.html

 

[NineOfClubs]

I was going to say that if you put all the penis' I've ever had together, they wouldn't be 41 1/2".

Then I did the math.....

 

[Shepherd 2]

Does that put the whole size thing in perspective?
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[Berbenli]

If I had that, I'd be like a superhero! I could slam crooks across the face with my gigantic mass of flesh, stop trucks from hitting children, and vault over buildings.