A big Gay Musical

[Christopherb36]

Ewww...he has dandruff?

 

[Riverrick]

Hey Mr. Producer? Tell me again about this part you want me to get ready for by walking around here with my shirt off?

Is it the Lead???

 

[Riverrick]

Ewww...he has dandruff?

No silly. Headshot...I was thinking of millions and millions of tiny dancing spermatozoa.

 

[Christopherb36]

^that is so yucky.

 

[buzzj]

I'll be there! Singing and dancing my ass off!

It ain't so much a question of not knowing what to do.
I knowed whut's right and wrong since I been ten.
I heared a lot of stories and I reckon they are true
About how girls're put upon by men.
I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
But when I'm with a feller, I fergit!
I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
I'm in a turrible fix I always say "come on, le's go"
Jist when I orta say nix!
When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she orta give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow, sorta, wanta kiss him back!
I'm jist a fool when lights are low
I cain't be prissy and quaint
I ain't the type that can faint
How c'n I be whut I ain't?
I cain't say no!
Whut you goin' to do when a feller gits flirty, and starts to talk purty?
Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at he says 'at yer lips're like cherries, er roses, er berries?
Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at he says 'at you're sweeter 'n cream,
And he's gotta have cream er die?
Whut you goin' to do when he talks that way,
Spit in his eye?
I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disserpoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I ack refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Nen I think of thet ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!

 

[pacz]

One more try out

Beyond the Sea

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin for me
My lover stands on golden sands
And she watches the ships that go
Sailin sailin

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere watchin for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to your arms
I go sailin

And somewhere beyond the sea
Well shes there watchin for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to your arms
I go sailin sailin

Well its far beyond the stars
And its clear beyond the moon

And I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
And well meet I know well meet
Beyond the shore and well kiss just as before

Happy well be beyond the sea
And never again Ill go
Sailin sailin

And I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
And well meet I know well meet
Beyond the shore and well kiss just as before
Happy well be beyond the sea
And never again Ill go
Sailin

 

[Ramindra]

Hey Mr Producer! Thanks for calling me back for the second round of auditions. My piece today is from "The King and I"

Song: My Lord and Master

The King is pleased!
He is pleased with me!
My Lord and Master
Declares he's pleased with me-

What does he mean?
What does he know of me
This lord and master?
When he has looked at me what has he seen?
Something young
Soft and slim,
Painted cheek,
Tap'ring limb,
Smiling lips
All for him,
Eyes that shine
Just for him-
So he thinks...

Just for him!
Though the man may be
My Lord and Master,
Though he may study me
As hard as he can,
The smile beneath my smile
He'll never see
He'll never know I love another man
He'll never know, I love another man.