Christopherb36
Sex God
Elvin...baby...can I see you in my office...I would like to do a private reading with you on my couch...no...you do not need to bring a script...I'll run the show...
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A big Gay Musical
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Christopherb36
Sex God
Mega...Hardup...you are in as well. It looks like this show is getting top heavy with the mens...perhaps we will do an all nude revue...Naked Guys Dancing and Singing...
Glo...FABULOUS song choice...Riverrick- A CLASSIC...I am an old school musical lover...give me the boy meets girl any day...ONLY NOW IT IS BOY MEETS BOY!!
Pacz...you do not need to sing...you are so so pretty.
Xthrock- IN...I lived in Tallahassee for about 12 years...you and me...HOME BOYZ...That's what they call nepotism. Oh stop you bitter old queens...it is my show!
Glo...FABULOUS song choice...Riverrick- A CLASSIC...I am an old school musical lover...give me the boy meets girl any day...ONLY NOW IT IS BOY MEETS BOY!!
Pacz...you do not need to sing...you are so so pretty.
Xthrock- IN...I lived in Tallahassee for about 12 years...you and me...HOME BOYZ...That's what they call nepotism. Oh stop you bitter old queens...it is my show!
B
blackbeltninja
Guest
Er... can I have a couple of lines as well? Singing is not me, but I played a fantastic Soldier #1 in my school house adaptation of The Wall (a play, not the Pink Floyd film, btw. It had hookers and violence and everything!), not to mention a superb cameo as the hilariously OTT Scottish town mayor in the following year's Platform Party...
-d-
Riverrick
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Yeeeah!! I’m in! 
Hey guys, I’m in! Not that I doubted I would be. After all, they’re looking for major TALENT!
I think it was that pirouette at the end of my number that did it. Really I do. I Looove pirouettes.
Hey Slobone was pretty good, huh? So was The Reaper and Midnight Prism. They can be my understudies if they want.
I think I’m going to get the lead. By the way, what’s the lead?
And what about Pacz? Dream a Little Dream of Me? He was so obviously hitting on the producer it made me cringe!
Hey DCMorgan, lose the legwarmers!! ! What do you think this is? Flashdance?
Guys, check out Elvin’s ass. He can really shake it, can’t he? He’s going to need to with a voice like that. Hey, where did Elvin and Chritopherb disappear off to anyway? You know you just can’t trust that guy. 
Hey, watch how high I can kick my legs! Ow!! Wait. Give me a minute. Really! I can do better. Why did Madeupname and Glo-unit just walk away? Speaking of “Wicked” huh? I’d like to see HIS glo-unit if you know what I mean?
Although I think Hard-up is the really hot one here. I’m pretty sure he’s gay. I mean, c’mon, Maneater??? That’s so gay. Anyhow I heard a rumor.
Well, I’m gonna go and hang out with Xthrock and the Goths. What great news, huh? I think he liked me BEST! I'M GOING TO BE A STAR!!!
Mr Sandmaaaaaaaaaaaaan...........
Hey guys, I’m in! Not that I doubted I would be. After all, they’re looking for major TALENT!I think it was that pirouette at the end of my number that did it. Really I do. I Looove pirouettes.
Hey Slobone was pretty good, huh? So was The Reaper and Midnight Prism. They can be my understudies if they want.
I think I’m going to get the lead. By the way, what’s the lead?And what about Pacz? Dream a Little Dream of Me? He was so obviously hitting on the producer it made me cringe!
Hey DCMorgan, lose the legwarmers!! ! What do you think this is? Flashdance?
Guys, check out Elvin’s ass.
He can really shake it, can’t he? He’s going to need to with a voice like that. Hey, where did Elvin and Chritopherb disappear off to anyway? You know you just can’t trust that guy. Hey, watch how high I can kick my legs! Ow!! Wait. Give me a minute. Really! I can do better. Why did Madeupname and Glo-unit just walk away? Speaking of “Wicked” huh? I’d like to see HIS glo-unit if you know what I mean?
Although I think Hard-up is the really hot one here. I’m pretty sure he’s gay. I mean, c’mon, Maneater??? That’s so gay. Anyhow I heard a rumor.
Well, I’m gonna go and hang out with Xthrock and the Goths. What great news, huh? I think he liked me BEST! I'M GOING TO BE A STAR!!!
Mr Sandmaaaaaaaaaaaaan...........
Christopherb36
Sex God
There is a part that I have in mind for you...it is streetwalker meets Tom of Finland in black vinyl...shiny black vinyl. You will play the pivotal role of hooker who tries to change the lead male role (still uncast) to the bad side...There are lines and a sensual tango with the male lead...very Fosse...Interested?
hornyshauny
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HELLO MR PRODUCER,
TODAY I'D LIKE TO THRILL YOU WITH A LITTLE MORE MASCARA FROM 'LA CAGE AUX FOLLES'.
MR CONDUCTOR, IF YOU PLEASE.....
Once again I'm a little depressed by the tired old face that I see,
Once again it is time to be someone, who's anyone other than me.
With the rare combination of girlish excitement and manly restraint,
I position my precious assortment of pencils and powders and paint.
So whenever I feel that my place in the world is beginning to crash,
I apply one great stroke of Mascara to my rather limp upper lash.
And I can cope again, Good God! There's hope again!
When life is a real bitch again, and my old sense of humor has up, and gone
It's time for the big switch again, I put a little more Mascara on.
When I count my crow's feet again, and tired of this perpetual marathon,
I put down the john-seat again, and put a little more Mascara on.
And ev'rything's sparkle dust, bugle beads, ostrich plums,
When it's a beaded lash that you look through,
'Cause when I feel glamorous, elegant, beautiful,
The world that I'm looking at's beautiful too!
When my little road has a few bumps again,
And I need something level to lean upon,
I put on my sling pumps again,
And wham! This ugly duckling is a swan!
So when my spirit starts to sag,
I hustle out my highest drag,
And put a little more mascara on.
And ev'rything's ankle straps, Maribou, Shalimar!
It's worth socking in my gut, and girdling my rear.
'Cause ev'rything's ravishing, sensual, fabulous!
When Albin is tucked away, and, ZaZa is here!
When ev'rything slides down the old tubes again,
And when my self esteem has begun to drift,
I strap on my fake boobs again,
And literally give myself a lift.
So when it's cold and when it's bleak,
I simply rouge the other cheek,
For I can face another day
In slipper satin lingerie.
To make depression disappear,
I screw some rhine stones on my ear,
And put my brooches and tiara,
And a little more mascara on
Sparkle dust, bugle beads,
Ankle straps, Maribou...On! Ankle straps, Maribou,
Ostrich plumes, Shalimar,
Ravishing, fabulous, on! Ravishing, fabulous, on!
TODAY I'D LIKE TO THRILL YOU WITH A LITTLE MORE MASCARA FROM 'LA CAGE AUX FOLLES'.
MR CONDUCTOR, IF YOU PLEASE.....
Once again I'm a little depressed by the tired old face that I see,
Once again it is time to be someone, who's anyone other than me.
With the rare combination of girlish excitement and manly restraint,
I position my precious assortment of pencils and powders and paint.
So whenever I feel that my place in the world is beginning to crash,
I apply one great stroke of Mascara to my rather limp upper lash.
And I can cope again, Good God! There's hope again!
When life is a real bitch again, and my old sense of humor has up, and gone
It's time for the big switch again, I put a little more Mascara on.
When I count my crow's feet again, and tired of this perpetual marathon,
I put down the john-seat again, and put a little more Mascara on.
And ev'rything's sparkle dust, bugle beads, ostrich plums,
When it's a beaded lash that you look through,
'Cause when I feel glamorous, elegant, beautiful,
The world that I'm looking at's beautiful too!
When my little road has a few bumps again,
And I need something level to lean upon,
I put on my sling pumps again,
And wham! This ugly duckling is a swan!
So when my spirit starts to sag,
I hustle out my highest drag,
And put a little more mascara on.
And ev'rything's ankle straps, Maribou, Shalimar!
It's worth socking in my gut, and girdling my rear.
'Cause ev'rything's ravishing, sensual, fabulous!
When Albin is tucked away, and, ZaZa is here!
When ev'rything slides down the old tubes again,
And when my self esteem has begun to drift,
I strap on my fake boobs again,
And literally give myself a lift.
So when it's cold and when it's bleak,
I simply rouge the other cheek,
For I can face another day
In slipper satin lingerie.
To make depression disappear,
I screw some rhine stones on my ear,
And put my brooches and tiara,
And a little more mascara on
Sparkle dust, bugle beads,
Ankle straps, Maribou...On! Ankle straps, Maribou,
Ostrich plumes, Shalimar,
Ravishing, fabulous, on! Ravishing, fabulous, on!
Ramindra
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Oh please Mr Producer.... I want to audition for you.......
I'm just a
Broadway Baby.
Walking off my tired feet.
Pounding Forty-Second Street
To be in a show.
Oh...
Broadway Baby,
Learning how to sing and dance,
Waiting for that one big chance
To be in a show.Oh...Gee.'
I'd like to be
On some marquee,
All twinkling lights,
A spark
To pierce the dark
From Battery Park
To Washington Heights.
Someday, maybe,
All my dreams will be repaid.
Heck, I'd even play the maid
To bc in a show.
Hey, Mr. Producer,
I'm talking to you, sir;
I don't need a lot,
Only what I got,
Plus a tube of greasepaint
And a follow-spot!
I'm a Broadway Baby,
Slaving at the five-and-ten,
Dreaming of the great day whcn
I'll be in a show.Oh...
Broadway Baby,
Making rounds all afternoon,
Eating at a greasy spoon
To have on my dough.
Oh...AtMy tiny flat
There's just my cat.
A bed and o chair
Still
I'll stick it till
I'm on a bill
All over Times Square.
Someday, maybe,
If I stick it long enough,
I may get to strut my stuff
Working for a nice man
Like a Ziegfeld or a Weismann
In a great big
Broadway show!
I'm just a
Broadway Baby.
Walking off my tired feet.
Pounding Forty-Second Street
To be in a show.
Oh...
Broadway Baby,
Learning how to sing and dance,
Waiting for that one big chance
To be in a show.Oh...Gee.'
I'd like to be
On some marquee,
All twinkling lights,
A spark
To pierce the dark
From Battery Park
To Washington Heights.
Someday, maybe,
All my dreams will be repaid.
Heck, I'd even play the maid
To bc in a show.
Hey, Mr. Producer,
I'm talking to you, sir;
I don't need a lot,
Only what I got,
Plus a tube of greasepaint
And a follow-spot!
I'm a Broadway Baby,
Slaving at the five-and-ten,
Dreaming of the great day whcn
I'll be in a show.Oh...
Broadway Baby,
Making rounds all afternoon,
Eating at a greasy spoon
To have on my dough.
Oh...AtMy tiny flat
There's just my cat.
A bed and o chair
Still
I'll stick it till
I'm on a bill
All over Times Square.
Someday, maybe,
If I stick it long enough,
I may get to strut my stuff
Working for a nice man
Like a Ziegfeld or a Weismann
In a great big
Broadway show!
B
blackbeltninja
Guest
Hmmm... vinyl chafes me so. Leather is better. Not a gimp suit, mind, but some nice toight black leather pants.
When you say "Tango," I assume we can modify it to a striptease of some sort. I'm not necessarily good at that, but I do so enjoy it. Either way, I'm in!
-d-
marksstuff
Virgin
isn't "Gay Musical" redundant?
Why did Madeupname and Glo-unit just walk away? Speaking of “Wicked” huh? I’d like to see HIS glo-unit if you know what I mean?
Ahh Thank you thats the best complement on JUB I've ever rechieved, don't worry I'm still here If I'm needed for the musical. Also I still would like to do the full version if anyone wants to play Glinda.
dolphwasser
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Here we go. I can't do splits anymore, but I can still bump and grind. Plus - I look GREAT in feathers:
Song: You Gotta Have A Gimmick from Gypsy
Mazeppa:
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bend.
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.
You can uh...You can uh...
You can uh...uh...uh...
That's how Burlesque was born.
So I uh...and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a horn...
Once I was a Schleppa,
Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,
With my revolution in dance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!
Electra:
She can uh... She can uh...
She can uh...uh...uh...
They'll never make her pitch.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a switch.
I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made.
Tessie Tura:
All them uh and then uh...
And that uh...uh...uh...
Ain't gonna spell success.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with finesse.
Lady Tura is so much more then purer
Than all them other ladies because-
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause.
ALL:
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!
Electra:
If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.
Tura:
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you refined it.
Mazeppa:
If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!
ALL:
Get yourself a gimmick and you too,
Can be a star!
Song: You Gotta Have A Gimmick from Gypsy
Mazeppa:
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bend.
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.
You can uh...You can uh...
You can uh...uh...uh...
That's how Burlesque was born.
So I uh...and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a horn...
Once I was a Schleppa,
Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,
With my revolution in dance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!
Electra:
She can uh... She can uh...
She can uh...uh...uh...
They'll never make her pitch.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a switch.
I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made.
Tessie Tura:
All them uh and then uh...
And that uh...uh...uh...
Ain't gonna spell success.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with finesse.
Lady Tura is so much more then purer
Than all them other ladies because-
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause.
ALL:
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!
Electra:
If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.
Tura:
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you refined it.
Mazeppa:
If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!
ALL:
Get yourself a gimmick and you too,
Can be a star!
Christopherb36
Sex God
Not redundant...gay fag is redundant...but gay musical is fine. Thank you for asking.
Christopherb36
Sex God
Dolph, baby...that boa looks great on you...and the lights flashing looks fine with your eyes! YOU BABY...Come here and give me a lap dance...
Christopherb36
Sex God
I did not know that there was so much talent here...I am just trying to figure out which one of Elvin's photos will be used for his headshots...hee hee...Headshot...get it?
Actually Riverrick my version of that goes like this:
MR. SANDMAN, BRING ME A TRICK
MAKE HIM REAL HANDSOME WITH A TEN INCH DICK
BRING HIM TO ME AND I'LL BE THE BLOWER
AND BEFORE THE NIGHT IS THROUGH I'LL ROLL HIM OVER
Well anyways, you get the general idea....
MUCH BETTER VERSION FOR A BIG GAY MUSICAL!!
Broll him over
MR. SANDMAN, BRING ME A TRICK
MAKE HIM REAL HANDSOME WITH A TEN INCH DICK
BRING HIM TO ME AND I'LL BE THE BLOWER
AND BEFORE THE NIGHT IS THROUGH I'LL ROLL HIM OVER
Well anyways, you get the general idea....
MUCH BETTER VERSION FOR A BIG GAY MUSICAL!!
Broll him over
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Christopherb36
Sex God
Agj: wanna give me a little Moulin Rouge? Spectacular, spectacular...
Christopherb36
Sex God
I don't get it.....
Want me to show you? Again...
Kiss babe.....I'm working right now and really don't have the time - or I SURE would!!!
Except I would probably sing "Come What May" or "One Day I'll Fly Away"....do you have a Romantic part planned for your show - I would love to do those.
Christopherb36
Sex God
Romantic leading man...nice role for the right man...
You and I should perform the Elephant Love Song when we are done working.
You and I should perform the Elephant Love Song when we are done working.
Riverrick
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