A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

[Lefty]

Donnie,

look at the avatar and the homepage too...think I'm gonna ask Tzu if we
(okay damn it he) can make the horses bigger --wider--and as the actual
sig while lving the beach horse on the homepage blog.

what do you think.

Gus is prolly gonna be sorry he ever started this...

 

[EJMichaels]

Ms. eJ, I'm sorry the critics over in the dungeons don't appreciate the arousing aspects of your literary portrayal. Don't let the _________ get you down.

Thanks. I don't consider that a serious review. It's part of their project to promote their anti-kink (among other) views and show everyone how cool they are. Book reviews are a very small part of that site. Considering it was my first attempt at a finished product, it's not such a bad rating.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty,
I like it.
And, you might ask him to set up a gallery for you so you can keep all of your horses in your profile set-up.

 

[Lefty]

I think thats a great idea donnie....

butt,

i.m afraid to push my luck right now.

you know. the more talented the

artist, the more tempermental too.

 

[DonQuixote]

But he loves his art, and he loves you, too.

 

[Lefty]

So does everybody else (almost)

BUTT, I hate to bother a Creative Soul

for a lousy poimers wants.

 

[DonQuixote]

That's appreciation, Lefty.

Oh to be able to instill the technical know-how into your cranium.

 

[Lefty]

part of that electronics phobia stems

from an early adulthood Trauma. A

tough pineapple to peel.

 

[EJMichaels]

The second one was cropped slightly differently to show more of the first two horses in the foreground. Other changes are available.


Lefty - Pick one OR Make additional requests.

 

[EJMichaels]

I fixed the extra spaces in the second one, but ran out of time to post.

 

[Lefty]

Your skills and creativity shine thru

I am more than happy...

 

[EJMichaels]

I'm glad you're pleased with my editing. I hope the true artist doesn't mind me messing around with it.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty,
You are well loved here on JUB.

 

[Lefty]

Thank you Don and my 'buddies'.

Your support and friendship is why I

haven't pulled anchor and sailed oh

so long ago.

 

[DonQuixote]

OK, So much for the love fest.

Back to Ball Bashing and other assorted erotica.

Where oh where are you, Tzu?

 

[Lefty]

I hope it isn't the end.

Those are my bulwarks.

wave bye bye

and i'll be waiting

on another plane,

Thanks to Gus for a moment

special here and the tear,

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty, Lefty, Lefty.

How to tease and torment you, that is the question.

We know you're heavy into Masochism.

 

[Kyanimal]

Lefty, Lefty, Lefty.

How to tease and torment you, that is the question.

We know you're heavy into Masochism.

And all this time I thought Lefty was a Prostatant, as opposed to a Cadillac ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[DonQuixote]

Nah, Lefty's much more of a Sting-Ray - he likes to pretend that Wee Willie's Winkie is the Stinging Tail.

 

[Lefty]

Donna,

That was disgusting.

It is noted you do have standards...

and strive to live down to them.