A Hairy Gnome Companion: Lawn Decorum And Vacuum Tales

[Lefty]

Honestly Donnie,

Some days I worry how you find your way home. The piss comment is only
an expression stating how much I like the tuck a way door.

As far as getting wet...small price to pay compared to wind and rain damage,
getting soaked fighting the damn door and parking lot fuckheads that sling car doors open.

I did my van/weed/surf board youth and have no burning desire to reclaim
those lost moments of puberty.

Now...go to bed.

 

[DonQuixote]

Butt, I just got up!
And, I knew what the piss comment was.

As for the Vanagon - I just always chuckle about Chrysler being the inventor of the mini-van - what was the microbus?

And, I was just thinking of the 60's then 70's nostalgia crazes going on - the NEXT generation of kids partying in the van - plugged in someplace, recharging while the guys "plug in" to something altogether more electrifying.

 

[Lefty]

Chrysler did invent the Mini Van. White bread America Mrs. Mom and the
ubiquitous MINI-VAN.

Now you want to talk the pre-cursor to the Glorified and Deified SUV? Wow,

suddenly shade of micro-bus and the the VW Vanogan roll up. Hey dude, I

even had a beetle once.

 

[DonQuixote]

Dimensionally, the Microbus/Vanagon seems more in tune with min-vandom. And, it was only 2WD, not AWD.

But, whichever the case may be, it was certainly used as a rolling campout/love nest.

 

[Lefty]

Don, 2 wheel drive was the norm then.

Weed, wind, waves and a SexUnderVisor or

SUV/Vaoogan Pussymobile was just starting out.....

Think back babe.....remember the first Beta?

The first Portable phone?

The first internet porno?

Dude, it all has to start with an idea, somewhere. YES?

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm not arguing.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

the new fragrance by
Pissed&Dior


chucky sheen

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

 

[Lefty]

I thought Charlie Sheen" was

Suaves new entry into the

grooming aids/Hair markets.

 

[Lefty]

OMG.....

I just got the news..

illy and wennie were going to Disneyland.

As they were barrelling down the interstate

They saw the sign

DISNEYLAND LEFT

They both started crying and went home.

 

[DonQuixote]

^ Pit - eeee- full.

Now, for something cumpletely different . . .

Puns for Educated Minds (from an e-mail I thought I'd share with ALL)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .

 

[Lefty]

e. Joan,

Kuli,

ULOM

Tzu Tzu...........

Front and Center


STAT

 

[DonQuixote]

OK. I received an e-mail the other day with some incredible "digitally altered" pics in it. I shared the e-mail with those I have e-mail addressed for, but I thought I would try and share them here, too.

Anyone familiar with the Art of M. C. Escher will be able to relate to these photographs.

(There are a lot, I may only get a few posted per day. It's fast approaching my witching hour.)

[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Erik Johansson - 21 year old Swedish photographer is the creative genius behind these pics.


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[DonQuixote]

And here are a few more . . .

 

[DonQuixote]

Next 5 pics. . .

 

[DonQuixote]

And the final four, plus the 5th is the Photo-Artist.

 

[Kyanimal]

This one is my Fav.!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[EJMichaels]

e. Joan,

Kuli,

ULOM

Tzu Tzu...........

Front and Center


STAT

Better late than never?

And Blizz, thanks for sharing the EJ pix (even if this is a Stories forum).

 

[DonQuixote]

Better late than never?

And Blizz, thanks for sharing the EJ pix (even if this is a Stories forum).

eJ, Confuscious say, Picture worth 1000 words. There's a small story in each of those pics.

Chaz,
You picked the pic that is both extremely captivating, and more than just a little bit gruesome at the same time.

If sent chills down my wife's spine, came close with mine.

 

[DonQuixote]

This contribution brought to you by Lefty - I am merely providing technical assistance. (Here's hoping I get it all imported OK.)

In reference to
Dr. Johann Besslers Myers Briggs
personality test at personality test. net/types, The Giraffe Test below should be taken . . .


Don’t cheat and look at the answers!

Giraffe Test
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There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?