A mosquito bit me.

[dereperez]

Here's one version from John Valby,


There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the bastard buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off

I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair

She was drivin' down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing "Dixie"
on the spokes

Whack it off

I haven't a mosquito (to my knowledge) land on my peter, but I've had a fly do it before. I was taking my morning whiz and he/she decided to make a random landing. One of the cons of morning wood.

 

[nycguydowntown]

fucking hate mosquitos besides disease carriers that kill thousands of innocent people ---what is there function in the grand scheme of the lifecycle?---food for bats maybe.

 

[pat grimshaw]

… ---what is there function in the grand scheme of the lifecycle?…

I bet David Suzuki will tell us that mozzies have a fundamental function in the grand scheme of our planet.

 

[medic1]

Bite her back.

You git , you beat me to it............

Do not use toothpaste !

 

[medic1]

fucking hate mosquitos besides disease carriers that kill thousands of innocent people ---what is there function in the grand scheme of the lifecycle?---food for bats maybe.

They are one of natures most serious killers . Accounting for millions of deaths .

 

[72-Jay]

What should I do?

Just leave it alone...the bump will be gone in a couple hours or less (at least thats how it is for me)...those little vampires are really just a minor annoyance to me LOL
Its been a couple months since I've even been bit by a mosquito LOL guess they're kinda rare where I live (I did see 1 a week or so ago though. (maybe I shoulda caught it & kept it as a pet ?? )

There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off
...

LOL LOL

 

[FPNY]

I bite the head off them Mosquitos...

 

[guyfromNY]

I get them frequently for some reason no matter what I do. I've noticed that applying an ice pack to the bite for a few minutes really helps alot with the itching.

 

[Anders123]

you now have malaria and West Nile virus.

you'll be dead by next week.

Sorry.

WebMD, is that you?

 

[medic1]

WebMD, is that you?

, Nope , though i think Jasun and i have the same very dry and very sharp sense of humour.............

 

[blackbeltninja]

Speaking as JUB's resident malariologist, it is not malaria season yet. At least, not here in the southern hemisphere.

You filthy northerners might not be so lucky, mind.

-d-

 

[Alnitak]

Put some windex on it.

 

[bankside]

Put some windex on it.

LOL

Thank you Mr. Portokalos.

 

[bankside]

Speaking as JUB's resident malariologist, it is not malaria season yet. At least, not here in the southern hemisphere.

You filthy northerners might not be so lucky, mind.

-d-

Mozzies all dead or dormant here. Okay not quite; I got bitten yesterday, little bugger, but nothing like May or early June. And the worst we can get is a touch of West Nile Fever. Okay, well Ontarians can get it. I don't think it has made it this far across the continent yet.

 

[DonQuixote]

Bankside,
He's actually just echoing Chris Robin - in a recognizable way.

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

I haven't a mosquito (to my knowledge) land on my peter, but I've had a fly do it before. I was taking my morning whiz and he/she decided to make a random landing. One of the cons of morning wood.

I was cutting the grass last week wearing cargo shorts but commando otherwise. I thought a fucking mosquito bit me because something bit my cock. Wow what a ugly bite swelled on the side of my dick. Next day it definitely was a fire ant that bit my dick and not a mosquito this time. Fire ants suck badly.

 

[gsdx]

 

[Willie Boy]

He bit me 3 times.

What should I do?

I don't want to irritate them.

I don't like ointments.

You must be some kind of pussy to be so affected by a male mosquito "bite". The females are the ones that you gotta watch out for. They're the ones with the "poison", the ones that try to suck your blood. But you were bitten by a "he", and not a she...... unless it was a cross-dressing skeeter???

 

[DonQuixote]

Neil,
Leave it to you to find the Killer Mosquito signs.

 

[SaskGuy]

I get bit my mosquitoes all the time. Just leave them alone and you'll be fine.
I'm actually allergic to them... they swell up to about the size of a dime! Bug spray keeps them away though.