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A New Jersey Joke

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I am originally from New Jersey, so when I heard this, I was hysterical... (i know for those of you not familiar with NJ might not get it, I apologize).


A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"

She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "What's this?"

She replies,"Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "What's this?"

She replies, "Point Pleasant."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"

"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

Gotta love New Jersey
 
:rotflmao: OMG, I used to live in Tom's River. This was great! And RL, once again, you owe me a new keyboard!;)
 
The joke pacz related was really great,but RL,that was so deadpan,but so funny...we New jerseyans wish to adopt you.:DWell,you are from Pennsylvania,close enough!
 
sausageeater said:
The joke pacz related was really great,but RL,that was so deadpan,but so funny...we New jerseyans wish to adopt you.:DWell,you are from Pennsylvania,close enough!
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I was born in New Jersey, dear. That gives me the right to attack any Jersey-based threads as I see fit. :p
 
RationalLunacy said:
I was born in New Jersey, dear. That gives me the right to attack any Jersey-based threads as I see fit. :p
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I should have known...only a true Jerseyan would have known of Little Egg Harbor!But I am surprised to see that noone's been cumming to Fort Dix in this thread!
 
I love it. You could have easily have done red bank for the thigs. NJ-Where only the strong survive.
 
My knowledge of Jersey geography is a bit elemental, but is Eatontown just south of Fairlawn?
 
Indeed...check out the Jersey shore in the summer with all the hot studs w/o shirts driving their Jeeps around......
 
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