1. whats your gender and sexuality?
Male with a fully functioning penis
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I am straight. What is a straight guy doing here
. I’ve answered this in another forum.
2. whats your top 5 favorite things in life?
they can be anything from your favorite person to your favorite food
ex. my favorite things are... drawing/painting, my dog, horror movies, the colour green, cuddling
These are in no particular order.
1) My Penis
2) My Penis
3) My Penis
4) My Penis
5) My Penis
Just kidding. I’m such a dork
. Here is my serious list.
1) Friends!!! They are definitely my number one favourite thing in life. I went through a few rough patches in my life and they’ve always stood by me. I can’t imagine my life without those key people in it. There are too many reasons to list why I truly value my friends.
2) Music!!!! I can’t live without it. I’m an amateur producer too. If you let me win I’ll make a song for you
!!!!
3) Learning!!! I am extremely curious about everything in general. I love learning new things and the challenges that come with it. I guess you can tell by now I have a big geek living inside of me.
4) Excitement
!!!! This sounds weird eh! I love the feeling of getting excited, not only in that way either
. I can’t wait for something new to come out. I can’t wait to see my friends and go out partying again or reminisce. I can’t wait to eat that sub I just bought - I’m starved!!!! I love that emotion. It makes me feel so alive.
5) Food!!!! I love eating. I love all the different tastes and textures of food. I mean you can’t leave without it right?
3. what are your 5 least favorite things in life?
this can be anything.. just like in number 2.. as long as its something u can't stand
ex. my least favorite things are... writing essays, smoking, mushrooms, cold weather, being alone
1) Society. I don’t like how society can make certain people ex. Gays, sick, disability people feel less human. I hate how society pressures people. I have love for everyone
!!!!
2)
er's. Self explanatory.
3) Peeing!!! I hate waking up EVERYDAY and having to go to pee
. I’m so comfortable in bed sometimes that I have to weigh the pros and cons of just letting it go.
!!! Changing the sheets is a bitch!
4) Time. I never have enough of it. I wish I was better at managing my personal time better. I tend to get side tracked easily.
5) Working out. I have a real love-hate relationship with working out. I love the feeling of going to the gym and forgetting all my problems. The feeling good rush awards is awesome. I hate feeling guilty for not going sometimes. I also wonder at times if I’m only working out to look good so I can attract people. I’ve been brainwashed by society to think that I have to have a perfect body in order to be attractive
. I know I’m being brainwashed, but it’s still really hard for me to fight it. “Am I really that shallow?” I ask myself sometimes. I don’t think so, but I don’t like thinking those thoughts either.
4. what do you do? do you have a job? are you a student? and do you enjoy it?
I have two jobs right now. I’m a server and a contract landscaper. I’m currently in the process of going through a complete career change. Crossing my fingers!!!! My current jobs are quite different from each other. Serving is a lot of fun because I get to interact with a lot of different people. I also love the people I work with. Landscaping is awesome because I love working outside and using my talented hands
. Education wise I’m taking forensics part time. I can’t get enough of it!!! It’s completely challenges me.
5. why do you want to enter?
I really love myself (not in a conceited way though) and I would love to see your vision of me. I’ve looked in your gallery and really liked your work. I like both your drawings and your paintings!
There are a few other good reasons too!
lol well anyone who actually comes to the toronto area or lives around here can just have the painting... I just don't wanna pay the shipping.. and I dunno how to properly package something like that... not to mention my return address would be on it...
I live one town away from you. So you don’t have to worry about:
a) Money to ship it
b) Proper packaging techniques
I could come pick it up at a predetermined safe location of your choosing!!! That would solve the whole return address problem too.
I’m not gay or bi, so if I won and picked it up you also wouldn’t have to worry about a weird
ual tension between us
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I would also buy you lunch too. Also remember that I’m an amateur producer too. I could make a song about you and we could exchange them -one creative mind to another creative/crazy mind.
See!!! I think when you look at it this way it just makes more sense for you to pick me!
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I hope you consider my crazy ass seriously though. I really think this is a refreshing idea. I would love to see how you interpret someone even if it isn’t me, but I’m not going to lie - I want to win!
