A question for you studs; what is the best vagina substitute?

[FaceJism]

Have you ever enjoyed fucking a woman? If so, I have a question.

I am not attracted to women, but am a huge admirer of vaginas. Realistically, I know there's no better place for a penis. I am in complete awe of the smooth, wet, vigorous, muscular mechanics of vaginal intercourse, and I curse my homosexual fate for robbing me of its pleasures.

Now, a boy's throat is nice and his greased-up rectum has its own hot, nasty allure, but I can see from watching heterosexuals fuck that the mechanics of vaginal penetration are unique. Therefore, I wonder which of the many vagina simulators on the market comes closest to simulating the sensations of a real vagina.

I am aware of Fleshlight and Tenga, but there are many others on the market as well.

 

[alberta2010]

wow you feel the same way i do

 

[ElmosToe]

The Chanel St. James Pocket Pal
use your spit or some astroglide for lube.

 

[MattClaimer]

Huh. I've never tried one of the simulator toys out there - ever. Guess I should consider that one day and see. But as for now, having my only experience with mouths, asses and vaginas, I can say that there really is no substitution. There's nothing like the fit, feel, the temperature, the depth, etc. It's just -- what a penis is meant to be in, physiologically speaking.

I have to say, you did state you're homosexual, so I am guessing you have no physical desire or attraction to females -- BUT, if you ever think you can, give a real vagina a try. It something to experience.

 

[Str8Top14701]

Nothing. When you want pussy, only pussy will do. Hate when I hear a guy call his ass "man pussy". No, it's not pussy. Ass is ass, pussy is pussy.

 

[chewchilla]

A well lubed soft hand.....preferably other than your own.

 

[HunterM]

A memory foam pillow.

 

[FaceJism]

Many fags are fundamentally female in sexual terms. We grow up completely surrounded by men who only want pussy. Since we desperately want these men inside us, we can't help but think of our holes as pussies. Sadly, our competition with real vaginas is over before it starts. It's our fate to be eternal losers in the struggle to achieve penetration and insemination by the best males of the species.

Can you describe the differences in sensations between vagina and ass? Maybe it could help narrow down the list of artificial fuckholes to shapes that provide a slightly more vaginal experience.

Nothing. When you want pussy, only pussy will do. Hate when I hear a guy call his ass "man pussy". No, it's not pussy. Ass is ass, pussy is pussy.

 

[Woodie69]

The super head honcho by sue johanson. We need some pics of these being used. I don't have one of my own but did use my buddies. It was very close to the real thing.

 

[Str8Top14701]

My point was that if I wanted to be fucking a chick, I'd be fucking a chick. If I'm fucking a man I want both of us thinking about a man fucking a man. But that's me. What other guys do is there thing, and that's fine. It's just not my thing, and that's fine, too.

Pussy feels different in pressure and texture.

Many fags are fundamentally female in sexual terms. We grow up completely surrounded by men who only want pussy. Since we desperately want these men inside us, we can't help but think of our holes as pussies. Sadly, our competition with real vaginas is over before it starts. It's our fate to be eternal losers in the struggle to achieve penetration and insemination by the best males of the species.

Can you describe the differences in sensations between vagina and ass? Maybe it could help narrow down the list of artificial fuckholes to shapes that provide a slightly more vaginal experience.

 

[jmadaf]

I've had pussy, but like ass better, there are certain women I want to fuck, but I fuck them in the ass. If you like pussy better then you are not gay, maybe bi, saying you like pussy but not women is 50% of the thinking st. men say.

 

[FaceJism]

No. I have no interest in female faces, arms, chests, breasts, butts, legs, etc. I see dozens of boys walking on the street every day whom I would happily fuck rectally. In contrast to thousands of penises, no vagina has every given me an erection. I'm just not stupid enough to live in denial about the fact that vaginas are superior fuckholes, for most men, most of the time.

My brain is straightforwardly homosexual, but my penis is no different from any other man's. The ideal for me would be a short, slim, muscular, hairy boy with a real cunt. They don't exist, or at least not in any appreciable number in the population. That's why I'm asking about simulators.

I've had pussy, but like ass better, there are certain women I want to fuck, but I fuck them in the ass. If you like pussy better then you are not gay, maybe bi, saying you like pussy but not women is 50% of the thinking st. men say.

 

[FaceJism]

I'm trying to picture it…

A memory foam pillow.

 

[TwinkMax]

Nothing. When you want pussy, only pussy will do. Hate when I hear a guy call his ass "man pussy". No, it's not pussy. Ass is ass, pussy is pussy.

Well said. If a fag is tired of pussy substitutes, then he has to man up and fuck a real pussy.

 

[TwinkMax]

Many fags are fundamentally female in sexual terms. We grow up completely surrounded by men who only want pussy. Since we desperately want these men inside us, we can't help but think of our holes as pussies. Sadly, our competition with real vaginas is over before it starts. It's our fate to be eternal losers in the struggle to achieve penetration and insemination by the best males of the species.

Can you describe the differences in sensations between vagina and ass? Maybe it could help narrow down the list of artificial fuckholes to shapes that provide a slightly more vaginal experience.

Sad, but true. But there is more hope for tops than there is for bottoms. Bottoms will always be lusting after men who, almost every time, want to fuck superior pussies and not some gay dude's shitty asshole. But tops can and often do graduate from fucking man ass to fucking pussy. If a gay man exclusively loves to fuck pussy substitutes, it's only logical that he'll eventually want the real deal and graduate to cunt.