A reporter gets personal with John McCain

[RationalLunacy]

A reporter today started asking some very personal questions of presumed Republican presidential candidate John McCain:

Reporter: How old are you, Mr. McCain?

McCain: I was born August 29, 1936, which makes me 71.

Reporter: What type of underwear do you wear? Boxers or briefs?

McCain: Depends.

 

[Chalchalero]

That was soooo not nice!

 

[spearsfan20]

The last one equals Ewww! I've heard some funny stuff in my life but this one takes it all the way.

 

[RationalLunacy]

For anyone reading this thread who might not understand the humor:

 

[RationalLunacy]

Since they are more absorbent, perhaps McCain could put one on his head to absorb the slime leaking from his brain.

 

[RationalLunacy]

^Mccain's must not be working. That woman looks happy, he never looks happy. Maybe he's walking around with......nevermin.

Well, he does have diarrhea of the mouth.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Does he? I thought he was a nudist with a scat-fetish who'd often turn around and bend over in front of the mic.

One would think so with that receding hairline.

 

[RationalLunacy]

EEWW!!! I regret mentioning JMack bending over, now I can't get the picture of his hairy arse outta my head!!

Cover it with a Depends and it'll be all better.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Not necessarily, I've been hired by the Mccain camp to change him when they get soiled, this is especially difficult during those long speeches.

You know, somehow I just knew this was going to turn into a poop thread.

 

[RationalLunacy]

If you've ever changed his diapers after Chinese Food night at the office, you'd understand why.

Please don't tell me he eats sum yung guy.

 

[RationalLunacy]

McCain in the process of filling up his Depends:

 

[RationalLunacy]

I swear this guy doesn't appreciate the things I do to.......

How can he? At his age, he can't even remember the things you do!

 

[954dude]

Had no clue McKain was 71, he looks younger. I wouldn't like to know what he wears underneath.

 

[RationalLunacy]

That's an old Bob Dole joke rehashed.

Precisely. And look at where it got Bob Dole.