A Rumble on the Subway - Caused by Moi!

[MRMATTX2]

to the man in the suit.

 

[Sausy]

Your own personal hero,that's the great part!Obviously our kung-fu posers were no match for the shove of the close-cropped avenger,and justice towards Haze and all Mature Men was swiftly procured in New York fashion! Good going,Haze!

 

[Centexfarmer]

Alright Haze, I expect a full report in Gay Stories about how you got his number, and that the guy in the suit truly is a Super Hero.

 

[chance1]

So I’m sitting there on the N train minding my own business, writing porn stories in my notebook, and these two dewds get on. Early 20s, tall, skinny, bleh looking (5 at best), long straggly hair, backpacks, baseball caps backwards, baggy saggy jeans.

And they’re a perfect couple. One dewd never stops talking. Loudly. Very loudly. A stream of conscious monolog. Non-stop. He’s either ADD and didn’t take his Ritalin or took too much Ritalin, or mixed his Ritalin with his Xanox, or else he’s doing speed. And the other dude does not say anything. Completely still. A marriage made in heaven.

Then motor mouth gets on my case. Wants to look at my notebook. Wants to see what I’m writing. When I do not respond, he goes into this riff dissing the Elderly. Something that could never happen on JUB, of course. So he goes on and on and on about crazy old people this, and crazy old people that. Then a guy tells him to shut up. But this just means he’s got an audience so now he’s really psyched and gets even more manic till the trains reaches a station (it’s an express, long rides between stops)

And suddenly, out of nowhere, this guy in a nice suit with a nice close cropped hair cut jumps up from his seat and shoves both dudes out of the car and on to the station platform. And he’s like incredibly powerful and incredibly pissed off. Not that tall and not that bulked. But boy he’s angry and the Force is with him

So now it’s kung fu fighting time! The dewds start kick boxing the guy (or what they think is kick boxing) and he keeps shoving them out of the car and they keep kick boxing back in

And since this is Nu Yawk City mass transit, nobody calls a cop and the conductor and the motorman are not getting involved and the doors keep opening and closing, opening and closing, opening and closing, with that irritating chime every time that the door closes. And finally, after about the fourth round, the guy in the nice suit pushes the kung fu fighters off the train and the doors close and the train takes off (which means the motorman and conductor knew damn well what was going on)

And this being the Nu Yawk City subway no one says anything. Everyone goes back to reading their newspapers and nobody makes eye contact. I mouth a silent “Thank you” to my Hero and he nods and then we break eye contact.

And now I’m back on JUB where no one ever, ever, ever disses Mature Men.

glad I could help - don't mention it - LOL

not that unusual a story for NYC Subway - I have a similar story from about 5 years ago - minus the me writing in my porn journal - I was reading the NY Post sports page instead

Just another day in NY

Here's hoping you run into your hero again

good story

 

[tonyboy]

Great story.
Guy in a suit gives the obnoxious punks the heave-ho. I love it.

 

[CaptainJohn]

Great story, man. It's nice to know there are still some real heroes out there.

 

[josefjosef]

Don't pick on Nu Yawk City people, attitude, etc.
We are the nicest people in the country. The criminal element has basically been transported out of the city by the liberal lefties to upstate New York communities - incidentally there is plenty of room in places like Buffalo, Rochester, Utica, and Albany - a million people voted with their feet and moved out - Spitzer will be a shoo in.
Pataki should be ashamed of the opportunity he had to make the Empire State the Empire State once again. Don't forget the motormen operating the subway are the same ones who went on strike prior to Christmas, and the TWU (union) is headed by a Marxcist from Trinidad - The good folks who go that extra mile are in the ranks of the hated Police and ignored Fire Fighters. When Bernard Goetz did his stupid thing on the subway back then, until he surrendered the polls indicated that over 90% of the people supported the unknown vigilante. When Goetz surrendered and race baiters went to town they were able to whip the entire thing up into a racist frenzie and seriously divide the city.

The problem in Nu Yawk is where that extra dedication is needed it is always absent - TWU, teachers Union, City Hall workers, the ranks of it multi-millionaire politicians, etc etc etc. The people who would have taken matters no longer exist in many public venues in New York.

 

[GL]

Haze? You mean to tell me you were in a spot of trouble and you didn't use the GL Emergency Key Chain I gave you?

I'm glad you're all right my friend.

 

[puka-pride]

thats crazy man... lucky the guy in the suit "saved" u

the only commotion i've ever been the cause of on a subway was the last time i went to toronto.. a baby came on with his mommy.. and she was reading him a story.. and i was watching them cus the kid was SOOOOO cute... and all of a sudden the kid looks over at me... and giggles and laughs and gets the biggest smile i've ever seen...

and then she smiled at me and kept reading.. but the kid kept looking at me instead of paying attention to her... and me and the baby were just giggling and smiling at eachother(i'm a sucker for babies)... next thing i know.. I look around the the subway car.. which was packed... AND EVERYONE was watching me with a big ol smile on their face.. I went about 6 shades of red...

ok so its not much of a commotion.. but everyone did look at me

 

[justsimon]

thats crazy man... lucky the guy in the suit "saved" u

the only commotion i've ever been the cause of on a subway was the last time i went to toronto.. a baby came on with his mommy.. and she was reading him a story.. and i was watching them cus the kid was SOOOOO cute... and all of a sudden the kid looks over at me... and giggles and laughs and gets the biggest smile i've ever seen...

and then she smiled at me and kept reading.. but the kid kept looking at me instead of paying attention to her... and me and the baby were just giggling and smiling at eachother(i'm a sucker for babies)... next thing i know.. I look around the the subway car.. which was packed... AND EVERYONE was watching me with a big ol smile on their face.. I went about 6 shades of red...

ok so its not much of a commotion.. but everyone did look at me

That's adorable.

 

[NedNickerson]

What an adventure!

He probably wanted you to include him in one of your stories - and you have, but not in the way he intended.

Glad to hear nothing worse happened...

And your saviour-in-the-business-suit had something to talk about over dinner tonight instead of the usual "Same old, same old..."

 

[Lostlover]

Sounds like hurt feelings, especially after the guy's comments about peoples' age and the ederly.

What happened to ignoring people?

 

[slobone]

Little did that punk know that I was his new probation officer...

"So, you like abusing old men, do you? How would you feel if an old man abused you for a change?"

I locked the door. The office building was deserted -- everybody had gone home for the night.

"Strip!" I commanded.

Blushing, he took off his pants to reveal a cum-stained jockstrap. I got the ball gag and the spanking paddle out of my supply cabinet...

[wakes up] <snort> Huh? Where am I? Oh... wrong forum... [slinks off in embarrassment]

 

[Ddouble]

Where's Bernard Goetz when you need him...?

 

[slobone]

^^^ I've often been spoken to by perfect strangers in New York. Of course it usually turns out they thought I was Jesus Christ, or their Aunt Nelly, or whoever.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Steve please stop wearing that little mini skirt on the subway, or at least wear underwear with it.
I'm glad things turned out well for you and that there still are some Good Samaritans around.
I've always thought the normal residents of big cities like NYC or LA get bad reps. Most are normal people, but nutcases from all over move there to get lost in the crowds. They couldn'y carry on like they do in a small town with out being identified and either shunned or prosecuted for their behavior.

 

[Riverrick]

Great Story! ​