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I suppose the holes in the pop tarts allow steam to escape so the ooey gooey goodness doesn't come bursting out of the pastry shell making an sticky mess on the inside of the microwave?
Did the pop tarts get stuck in the toaster preventing the "pop" mechanism from, well, 'popping causing the elements to remain on so that the pop tarts burst into flame which then began to jet out of the toast slots licking the bottom of the cuboards above the toaster raising the temperature of the wood to a combustive state?
