A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm nearly there! Room 419 you say!?

Love the ears mate! Bet they called you Dumbo at school.

They'll certainly cum in handy while I'm dogging you against the wall!

I can thrust harder with them to hold onto!

Just leave the dor ajar and assume the fucking position!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The English language is a wonderful and complex tool.

The difference of one preposition can change the entire meaning of a sentence witness:

1) I would never turn my nose up AT Gareth Bale's shitter!

2) I would always turn my nose up TO Gareth Bale's shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More of that lovely smelly Welsh shitter to grind into our faces!

 

[MisterN]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's a young Gareth before the match putting on clean socks!

Can you imagine having the job of collecting up all their match-worn socks and undies after ninety minutes for a massive sniffathon on the laundry floor with the door securely fastened!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you beat me you can have my sweaty socks and pants at the end of the match but remember it'll be a tough game of five sets and those skidded skuns will be super sniffworthy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the VPL on those sweaty Calvin's!

You can tell how much he's sweating just by looking at his forehead!

Hell have to wring those smelly little babies out before he hands them to the laundry monitor ( lucky bastard!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Former German footballer Mario Gomez hits 40 on 10 July!

Would love toput the cream in his black forest gateau!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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There is only one infallible way of telling identical twins apart!

 

[Michaelja36]

There is only one infallible way of telling identical twins apart!

DNA…

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

Look, they’re playing naked Simon says…

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's 40 years since Johnny Depp got his arse out for us in the film "Private Resort!"

I remember getting the video out and pausing it on the naked arse scenes, pressing my nose up against the TV screen in an effort to get a whiff of that tight little shitter!

Bring on the invention.of SMELLYVISION long overdue!

He's still as horny as fuck as an over 60 year old!

I'd still sniff his arse if he bent over in front of me in a Tesco check out queue even if the possibility is a remote one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gives new meaning to the expression:

"An.open invitation!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The horndog in grey is flirting with me:

"BEAK TO CHEEK!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DNA…

I was thinking more of the disparity in cock size but I take your point ( no pun intended!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Few people on the planet could fail to recognise that shagworthy Serbian shitter which has graced our TV screens every Wimbledon for the last few years!

When I look at those Balkan buns it's not so much a case of:

GAME SET MATCH

as

CLAIM that WET SNATCH!