A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

While nobody would ever doubt that you have a beautiful NORTH FACE Joe some of us would also like a peek at your southern rolling hills!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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So who had the best Spidey arse then!?

My vote goes to Toby Maguire!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We've lost the wooden dibber to make holes in the soil for a few thousand celery plants that need to go in the ground today!

I'm afraid I'll need to call on the services of your todger Ryan!

I'll just make you nice and hard in readiness for the job and then at breaktime the boys can use your arse as a cumdump if that's ok with you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Any of those Brownies left mate!? I just fancy one with my coffee!?

-Sorry they all went pretty quickly but I've got a couple of nice ones in the.seat of my Calvin's if you fancy a sniff and a lick!?

-Nice one mate! I've got the key to the executive toilet now I've been.promoted.
See you up there in ten minutes and I'll double you up on Clubcard points of you let me sample your chocolate dispenser!

-Awesome man!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Three fit fuckers sitting on a wall!

Three fit fuckers sitting on a wall!

And if one fit fucker should accidentally fall

There'd still be two fit fuckers for us to maul and ball!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are up for a cryptic clue the message from this horny little bastard is that he is open to being double dicked:

In darting terms it's known as going for a double top!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm not paying you to sit around smoking all day mate!

Get yer fucking arse out and be prepared to witness the biggest flood since Noah was told to build an ark!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're looking a bit nervous mate! First time as an escort is it!?

What a lovely gesture to welcome your client with that logo on your T shirt:

"Nice to see you!"

Can you read what it says on.mine?

"Nice to shag you!"

Now get in that bedroom, lie on your back on my bed and open your fucking legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

All our apprentices are told the same thing before they start work:

"If you're up for a bit of "extra curricular activity" just sit with your legs apart at the end of the shift and we'll try and accommodate you!

Can't wait to send my hot little swimmers up this 18 year old shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy has the knack of making you cum buckets just by looking at him!

He's exclusively a top but has been known to "allow his shit to be stabbed " if you put enough money on the table!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to bugger this guy in the baseball cap!

Tall, lean, dark skinned, black socks.....what's not to like!?

If I follow him into the gents toilet there might just be enough time to have him before the train leaves!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure you'd find it much easier to do your workout if you weren't wearing those cumbersome trainers!

Here! Let me help you out of them!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love it when they send us these Romanian refugees with just a few words of English!

You can say anything you like to them and they'll still be grinning like a Cheshire cat!

"Hey mate! We're gonna take it in turns to cement your arse cheeks together at the end of this shift!"

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old Swedish pole vaulter Armand du Plantis has just beaten a world pole vaulting record and the only thing on his mind now is getting home and destroying his girlfriend's pussy!

The rest of us will be content with sniffing and licking that fine athletic shitter of his!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In the words of the Orange mobile network:

"The future's bright the future's orange!