A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

There have been many great unsolved mysteries in history such as the Bermuda Triangle, what was the real identity of Jack the Ripper and what really happened on the Marie Celeste!

Another mystery that men have racked their brains to solve is:

When you see row upon row of well-groomed young men on these sites why is it you want to shag the arse off the one that hasn't combed his hair in three weeks!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've had plenty of Grindr hook-ups but I've never been shagged on a metal gate before!

-Sorry about that old chap but I'm simply an impecunious A level student from Saint Chadfuckers academy for young gentlemen just down the road and couldn't afford a hotel room!

In the words of Wackford Squeers headmaster of Dotheboys school:

"There's inconvenience in it but there's relish in the novelty!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Welcome to this course on how to become the perfect masseur!

The key thing in this job is to free yourself from any inhibitions you might have as clients sometimes ask you to.perform the most outrageous things in the name of massage!

To that end (no pun.intended) I would ask you to turn to the person sitting next to you, pull down their pants and fondle their arses!

This is what we call the "hands-on experience!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two guys are carrying out research into the effects of a dip in the cold North Sea on a flaccid penis!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The phrase "Pardon my French" has long been a derogatory term used by the English to excuse the use of expletives in their own speech!

This young Frenchman seems to be getting his own back and all I would say to him is:

"pardon mon zizi dans ton cul!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The big question.is:

"When he gets up at the end of his break and goes back to work who will have the courage to drop to their knees and run their nose along the lid of that paint pot!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever seen a fitter shitter on twitter!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's a sad day when you have to teach a member of your own sex what do with his own member!

Give it some welly mate! It's stronger than you think! It's not going to disintegrate at the first few tugs and you won't be disappointed with the results!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He may have a baby carrot nestling between his legs but this guy is such a horny cunt and I've got to find some way of banging the shit out of him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was a kid we used to take empty glass bottles back to the shop and you would get a few pence back on them!

With the "passage" of time people discover different uses for things!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When a guy like this offers to park your car for you it would be rude not to give him a tip!

 

[lckmyass]

One sniff and taste , you'll want to FUCK ME

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you haven't checked out this beautiful black bottom Tyrese Reed I suggest you do so without delay!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You know the old saying:

"A watch pot never boils!"

Likewise:

"A watch cock never grows!"

Just maximize your ASSets and flash those beautiful buns of yours!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE DEFINITION OF EMBARRASSMENT!

Your new date invites you back to his place and you're in the mood for some passionate love making!

You assume the position on the couch in readiness for a 69 while he is fixing you both a scotch on the rocks!

You feel a fart coming on but there is no time to go to the bathroom!

You decide to risk it before he comes back into the room but......horror of horrors......the predictable and unimaginable happens on his brand new sofa!

Moral of the story:

"Never trust a fart!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some horny guys working in the sex industry like to make out they can read too but it's always a give away when they are holding the book upside down!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PROVERB OF THE DAY!

"Never judge a book by the cover!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Libraries used to be places simply for reading books in an atmosphere where.silence reigned!

Now people can dine in splendour and seem actively encouraged to pour out their troubles to each other!

If they see a horny guy in the next aisle they won't hesitate to give free rein to their sexual fantasies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There have been some fairly uncomplimentary things said about Cole Palmer's looks but as he's opened his legs for you especially wouldn't it be rude not to accommodate him!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old Ukrainian footballer Liedniev Bohdan!

It doesn't bear thinking about that his beautiful body might fall victim to the atrocities currently taking place in Eastern Europe but he could always be assured of a warm welcome here in Britain and across the pond!