A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-What the fuck are you doing on that sofa!?

My wife will go mad!It's brand new! I don't want your shit stains on it!

-Don't be like that boss You should be nice to.your bit of rough! If you don't want my shit on your brand new sofa you'd better lick my hole clean!

Straight off the building site and into the boss's house! Should I consider this overtime!? Do I get paid double time for it!?

-What you get Stephen is millions of my little swimmers making their way up your filthy smelly brown river! Now get on the floor and open your legs!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Although this guy has employed me to clean he's actually spent the whole morning with his tongue up my arse!

Who's the cleaner here!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This hunky young hotel manager new to the post is working on the principle that the customer is always right.

When a customer complained about his hotel room this young manager was unwise enough to respond with:

"We aim to accommodate your every desire during your stay with us Sir!"

Smart arse or sore arse! Well definitely the second!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've got a good mind to phone the agency and ask for a refund for sending me a miserable little cunt like you!

What's the matter with you ? You been eating lemons or something!?

Never mind! Take yer knickers off and if there's a nice big brown skidder for me to sniff I might think twice about complaining!

At any rate by the time you leave here I guarantee to put a smile on.your face even if you can't walk!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm really worried cos I've met this guy online and it's our first date tonight!

When he sees the size of my cock I just hope he's going to be sensitive anf say lots of lovely things like:

"The best presents cum in small packages!"

and

"Quality is more important than quantity!"

Possible or he might not even go there at all but rip the seat out of your trousers with a:

"I couldn't give a shit about your shrivelled little button mushroom! I'm only interested in wedging my ten inches up your shit chute!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Everything's just gone security mad!

Can you believe that this guy won't let us start painting his house till he's given us a full body check in case were hiding explosives up our arse!

He's even told us that we've got to.leave our socks and pants with him until we go home!

Bit odd that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So you're wearing number 10 but you'll only a get a 10/10 from me if you do ten sit-ups on my face and the hair from your pucker hole must rub against my nasal hair or it doesn't count!

Better get yer knickers off then!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll follow this guy and wherever he books in I'll ask for an adjoining room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Which order would you seed them in!?

I'm going for 2. 5, 3, 1 ,4.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Apologies if I have already posted 27 year old fitness influencer Charlie Puglisi but I think you'll agree he's definitely worth a sniff!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sweetheart you've obviously spent too much time on your knees taking it from behind!

Time to get on your back and let us boys sniff your feet while we're 69ing you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoops! Here's the photo that goes with it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Oh boys! You don't know what you're missing! These cakes are in desperate need of some creamy filling.......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We've still got.to find a way of shaving a few extra ounces off your weight for the title fight!

Shaving! That's the answer.....come up to my hotel room in about five minutes and I'll shave your pucker hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Face painting used to be all the rage but now it's been overtaken by arse painting!

I suppose i could paint Donald Trump's face on your arse so that when you fart it'll be more or less equivalent to him giving a speech!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy I met in a bar was totally ratarsed so I agreed to take him back to my place where I dumped him on my sofa but being only human and him looking so gorgeous and hunky I slipped his trousers off and sniffed his arse through his white Calvin's!

I knew he was totally oblivious to everything so I pulled his Calvin's down over his knees and over his feet and took them into my bedroom where I inhaled that lovely smell from the seat of those babies!

I wrapped them round my face like a Covid mask and fell asleep with that musky funky arse smell filling my nostrils!

When I woke up next morning I knew I had to get those smelly babies back on him without him noticing........and if he woke up while I was doing it would I get a bloody nose or a kiss on the lips!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Scout Cyrus Stark had done all the badges he could at scout camp so Scout leader Colton McKeon decided to test his endurance!

If captured by the enemy would Cyrus be able to remain silent whatever the enemy tried..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never had a scoutmaster like Zeb Atlas when I was in the scouts!

You ought to Google this if you can!

Can't remember the name of the sexy scout involved but all you can hear him say is:

"Oooo Scoutmaster!!!!!!"

No sure if he is begging for mercy or asking to be fucked harder!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was a kid village fetes had the objective of raising enough money to repair the parish church roof!

If they'd had stalls like "Fuck the twink" back then they could have built a whole new church with the proceeds!