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[Sniffademskidz]

Being a newspaper seller does have its advantages!

I have a number of leaflets with my phone number and a message printed on it which i can slip inside the paper like an insert!

Look at the expression on this sexy cunt's face!

He's just read my message:

"Phone this number if you fancy a hook-up! Theres a special cubicle in the public toilets in the park where we won't be disturbed!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One of the advantages of being a policeman is that i can thrust my hand between the legs of studs like this and massage their perineum!

The reaction is generally that they will turn on me and say:

"Hey man! I"m going to report you to the ........ok! Whoops!"

He turns back to his phone and i continue massaging until he shoots his load!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody who is not yet familar with drop dead gorgeous gay porn star Elliot Finn needs to rectify that situation forthwith!

"Rectify the situation and wreck his rectum!"

Nice little alliteration there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you feel a stiffness!?

-Yes but it's not in my leg!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look Mum! No hands!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That look of shame and remorse when you've just fucked your co-pilot in the cockpit ( aptly named) and the first thing that comes to mind is your wife and children!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever considered that Trudeau rhymes with "True dough!?"

"True dough" is not the coins jingling and jangling in your pocket but those Christmas puddings in the seat of your trousers!

Pierre Trudeau has arguably the besr arse of any world politician!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'd rather watch a lad picking wedgies than a guy picking veggies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I think this guy's a real hero even to be competing given the disease he's suffering from!

-What disease!?

-Mycoxafloppin!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who cares about the fucking ball!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another view of this horny cunt in arse hugging Calvins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When this guy parked his bike and asked to use the toilet in the pub i lost no time in running over to the bike and running my nose over the saddle!

Got a nice whiff of where his shitty hole had been grinding!

When he got back on his bike i jumped into my car and followed him till he stopped again and rested his bike against a tree in a wooded area.

The rest is history!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Neither of us wants to get wet.......well not till we're in the bedroom anyway!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If he needs someone to do his laundry i'll happily do the job free of charge although i'll probably spend all day lying on the laundry room floor with his skidded Calvins over my face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the chocolate from his bum
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll lick his pucker till I'm fed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've never had a traditional cream tea with chocolate filled baps at the top of a mountain you havent lived!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I admire you young man! Good show on the polo field today! You're full of spunk!

Well you should know Colonel! After all it was you who filled me up last night!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I was under the impression that the colloquial expression for mens underpants was SKUNS not SCUNS but i don't wish to split hairs unless they are tje ones between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[Kyanimal]

 

[Kyanimal]