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[Sniffademskidz]

If you rub two sticks together you're supposed to be able to start a fire!

So according to this logo if you rub two arse cheeks together you should be able to start an INFERNO!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can promise you a soft landing baby boy!

Your shitter on Daddy's face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A pair of dirty smelly socked feet is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any pumpkin!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What have you got that orange helmet for!? You don't have a motorbike!

-I know but you told me always to wear a helmet!

-When you're having sex you idiot so that you don't pick up any STDs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who can remember the 1959 Eddie Cochran song:

"Now there are three steps to Heaven!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're up for a bit of filthy British workmen having some fun you can do a lot worse than RAW ROAD NATION!

 

[rmcrae]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Earth to earth, dust to dust, ashes to ashes"

are generally the last words pronounced over the corpse before burial!

Just make sure you don't have those words pronounced over you before you can say that you have experienced the following:

"Girth to girth, bust to bust and taches to gashes!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I find nerdy bookworms in glasses such a turn on and i bet his feet fucking.stink too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well it's got a whole lot better since i saw that photo!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Men DO make passes at Asians in glasses with very tight arses!

 

[DragoCronzo]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I do so love a boy with roses in.his cheeks.......all four of them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So do you think I'm worth what I'm charging!?

-Well the proof of the buns is in the eating but i expect value for money so I"ll take your pants and socks away with me when I've finished!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So the best exercise for your complaint is to do this stretching exercise ten times three times a day!

-Would you mind if I take a photo so that I know I'm doing it right when I'm on my own!?

Can you just hold that position a little longer ( at least long enough for me to get my nose in that crack and have a good whiff!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So what's your function in this race!?

-I'm here to provide the runners with sustenance as they pass by!

-....but you haven't got any supplies!

-Ah that's where you're wrong 'cos there's milk in my tits, cream in my bollocks, chocolate in my arse, cheese in my feet and orange juice in my cock!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]