A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

The tall guy second from the right would so get it!

I'd find some way of getting him on his back and flooding his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Phil Foden or Fill Foden!?

Every time his name is spoken must be like an invitation or even a command to service his shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well it is Hallowe'en so look deep into his eyes and tell me whether he is an angel or a devil!

......and cue the words of that famous song:

"If i said you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I do love that cave man dominance!

You've overwhelmed him so now take him back to your lair and shag the shit out of him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Classic British chav!

He'll let you fuck him in the park for the price of a packet of cigarettes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You'll have to find some excuse to absent yourself from the wedding 'cos that guy you fucked last night is waiting for you at the bus stop!

Well you've made your vows and are now officially married to the CEO of the company you work for so you've done your duty....now go and have some fun!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if there is any connection between these two pictures!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Desperate as you are to stick.your nose up this chav's arse you have to balance the pleasure derived from that with the pain of having your arm ripped off by the dog protecting his master!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That's the end of the first day of the mechanic training course! Any questions!?

-Just one! Why did you stick your finger up my arse!?

-Force of habit mate! I'm so.used to checking oil levels with my dipstick!

I just wanted to know whether i had to wear a condom when i give you your end ofcourse fuck! I don't want to have to wear a condom if the shit levels in your pucker are low but i don't want my purple head covered in the brown stuff either!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This young.stud has just given his girlfriend the seeing to of a lifetime! She's still lying on the bed with the.earth revolving around her!

He's just come outide for a bit of fresh air, displaying the telltale signs of recent activity on the crotch of his undies when he notices his girlfriend's dad has just pulled up in his car ......he is one possessive and protective son of a bitch so this boy had better watch out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Fucking hell! That's a stinker mate!

-Ah but I'm dressed in green with a green bike and I can guarantee that all my farts are environmentally friendly!

(I'll be sniffing those fuckers as soon as he hits the showers!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever been in the enviable position of being so close to a beautifil pair of buns that you will happily walk behind them for as long as it takes without being suspected of improper behaviour even if you are heading in a direction contrary to the one you wish to follow!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 31 year old Man City defender John Stones has arguably the best cakes in the English Premier League!

Somebody has clearly ripped his shirt!

They need to come back and finish the job by ripping the seat out of his shorts and humping the shit out of him in front of thirty thousand spectators!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For anybody who has left their watch at home the time is five minutes past one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to see his face but i will have to be satisfied with seeing his pink pucker winking at me as soon as i've got him out of those white lycra shorts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two very good reasons for me to join a gym!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]