A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

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[Sniffademskidz]

-You didn't tell me there'd be a "practical" part of the interview as well!

-Of course! If I appoint a new PA I want to know that he's versatile enough for a quick shag on the way to the airport!

Anyway, don't rush off mate ! You've got the job!

When can you start!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I wouldn't mind a ride on that!

-Like bikes do you!?

-I'm not talking about the bike mate!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Ok Tim we'll go through the motions in this interview but this guy gets the job whatever happens!

He's as hot as fuck!

-Ok Max! He'd be a welcome addition to the company and we can share him as a cumdump!

-He thinks he's applying for the job of construction manager when in fact what you and I have in mind is more to do with demolition!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you haven't "cum across" (no pun intended) fit British chav Aron Bain he's well worth a google!

For the benefit of our American cousins he's what's known as a "scouser", a colloquial term for somebody from Liverpool!

He is filth personified and is often to be found in the company of George and Josh in "Hung Young Brits!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Great pic Hiroshi!

-Just make sure he's not waving that baseball bat around when you slip your hand between his legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The goverment has decreed that all immigrants must have a level of English equivalent to A level!

I prefer to keep my foreign workers in ignorance for as long as possible!

They're always up for anything that will give them a bit of extra cash!

Can't wait to get this bastard on his back and shag the shit out of him for the price of a Big Mac and extra fries!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I thought it was only women who had to have their head and face covered in your society!?

-Well I'm hardly going to advertise the fact that I'm doing a photo shoot for a gay magazine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's a hot day Rashid so if you feel you'd like to take your shirt and shorts off while you are creosoting the fence I'll just be sitting over there in the garden doing some paperwork!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you remember us? Elder Kingsman and Elder Rice!? We came and spoke to you about joining our church!?

-Oh yeah but where are your badges!?

-Well we're off duty but when we left your house last week we looked through the window and saw you on your knees sniffing the seats where we'd been sitting!

We were just wondering if you'd like to sniff the real thing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You seem to be missing an M sweetheart!

-Not half as much as you're missing the smell of my feet!

-That's why I've brought you my trainers so that you can have a good sniff of these which will see you through till you get home tonight and smell the real thing!

What have i done to deserve a boyfriend like you!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

2025 sees the 25th anniversary of allowing same-sex attracted men and women into the ranks of the armed forces in Britain!

Why not celebrate this milestone by kissing as many privates as you can!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"There's a queue a mile long here mate!

Just get in line and wait your turn like everyone else!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-When are you you going to make a start on laying my path!?

-Cement mixer's broken mate! Looks like the only thing that's gonna get laid today is YOU!

Once you've finished worshipping our feet we'll fill your crack with our own brand of cement.......and we won't even charge you for it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey sexy Santa you can cum down my chimney any time you like.....but if you cum down on Christmas Eve just make sure it's feet first cos if you get stuck i can spend the whole of Christmas sniffing those smelly babies!"