A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

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[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

AI admittedy but there are so many sweet little twinks walking about town with their cakes exposed just begging to be fondled!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you were the taxi driver you could be forgiven for not being able to concentrate on the road ahead!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You don't need to remove your underpants sweetheart when you sit on my face!

Just love to sniff a man's arse through his Calvins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It would be almost worth the risk of stealing from the Louvre if you knew that you were going to be restrained by this hunky baby grinding his arse into your face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those words are so true but remember that religion is man made not God made and never forget the amount of suffering that man has caused unto man in this world!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

'You seem very casual given that this is a job interview!

-That's because the real interview will take place when I'm lying on that sofa with my ankles resting on your shoulders!

-Wow! You're not only very handsome and intelligent but a mind reader too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You thought the stag night would be just about getting totally "ratarsed" which is partially true but getting "ratarsed" also means that the hungry little rats in our pants want to gnaw away at your shitter one last time before you dedicate yourself exclusively to pussy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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. ..and cue that well known song:

"You were always on my mind!"

. ...and still are by the look of it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have always been an aficionado of the ballet for obvious reasons and am very keen to see the new production of:

"GUNS N BUNS!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One of my A level English students recently asked me for the origin of the expression:

"To have your pound of flesh!"

So i showed him this photo from a production of Shakespeare's the "Merchant of Venice"

which provoked the reaction:

"Phwoar Sir! That merchant was obviously selling meat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you've got it flaunt it!"

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

. ..and cue that well known song:

"You were always on my mind!"

. ...and still are by the look of it!

Ah yes, so true! So long as it's the Pet Shop Boys song version!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The anguish of rehearsing Shakespeare:

"Is this a dagger I see before me!?"

Looks more like a fucking skidder to me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Nice smelly feet but if you want to keep this job i suggest you drop your trousers, bend over and show me those fucking black cakes right now!"

 

[rmcrae]