A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

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This is a tough one b/c I love every single one of these positions! How about YOU? Let us know...
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Where do I sign up for this? As the top

 

[pozvatop]

This is a tough one b/c I love every single one of these positions! How about YOU? Let us know...
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10 & 12 are my faves to see in porn because the top's ass is fully exposed and spread with a hot view of his cum tanks hanging and his hole clenching with each thrust AND when he cums, breeding the bottom!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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I've heard of "thumbing a lift" but "bumming a lift" has got to be much more effective!

 

[hughie63]

 

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[gayzilla]

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hot ass

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I cant see anything unlucky about the number 13!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You'd think there'd be a queue a mile long for men applying to be prison officers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For anyone who needs a translation:

"LOWER YOUR EYES BEFORE YOUR MASTER!"

......and I'm sure many of us would happily lower our heads till we reached the pleasure dome.....

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Feet off the seat young man!

The proper place for them is resting on my shoulders!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It pains me sometimes to see how in porn videos a guy pulls down the knickers of another guy and goes straight into the rimming phase skipping the sniffing phase completely!

There's nothing more erotic than sniffing a man's arse through the seat of his tighty whitie Calvins!

If you want to see an expert at work you can do worse than google Jock Venture or Nick Charms!

They really know how to take time over an arse and accord it the respect it so richly deserves!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Stick that thumb right up his arse until you strike chocolate!

Look at the expression on his face!He's absolutely loving it!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well go on then! Take your courage in both hands! Quite literally!

Remember the old proverb:

"FAINT HEART NEVER WON FIT FUCKER!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That MOT mechanic was so gracious! He really went the extra mile!

Not only did he declare my car roadworthy but he also declared ME shagworthy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Racing driver George Russell clearly knows how to play backgammon but maybe it's time to teach him "back door gammon" and see if we can get his little pork chops moving from 0 to 60 in five seconds!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're a fucking gormless bunch but I'm relying on you lot as the cream of my sales team ! God help me!

I doubt whether you've got the gift of the gab and you're hardly silver tongued but if you can't convince the punters with words then you'd better put your tongues to better use!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Your shift doesn't end for another thirty minutes!

This is what we call in English:

"SITTING DOWN ON THE JOB!"

-I can sit on your face if you'd prefer!

-Thirty minutes of your grinding your filthy smelly shitter into my laughing gear sounds a perfect way to end the day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I say Pennington-Smythe I've just about drunk enough bubbly to summon up the courage to ask whether I might have the pleasure of buggering you!

-Thought you'd never ask Carruthers!

-The fact is i don't seem to have a condom about my person!

-Worry ye not old man we'll have to get used to riding bareback when we join the Light Cavalry!

-Top hole old bean!

Well I certainly hope you find mine to be so Carruthers!

 

[Michaelja36]