A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe "hole"heartedly that every footballer in the English Premier League should have his arse graded for odour, texture, taste and shagworthiness!

Can anyone send me an application form for the post!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody remember Peter Crouch when he made his footballing debut!?

Now look at him!

Fit 44 year old fucker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You can give him ten if you like but I'd simply prefer to give him one!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If there's one thing I can't stand it's an ungrateful pair of socks!

You should consider it an honour to be covering those smelly feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I always invite the new work experience boys into my office with the words:

"Take the weight off young man!"

Followed pretty soon afterwards by

"Now take your fucking trousers off!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those dirty smelly little fuckers will be going in the next load but not before I've given them the prewash treatment with my tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The essential element of any interview for an executive position is insisting that candidates leave their socks and underpants with you for" in-depth scrutiny" and as they leave the interview room your supremely ironic parting words to them are:

'I'll be in touch!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If any of you watched "Blue Peter" as a child on British tv you will know how to make a Covid mask out of your boyfriend's unwashed underpants!

It's quite literally a "piece of piss!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The A level English teacher was always encouraging his students to improve their vocabulary so on the day that Gemma hit 18 Matt invited her round for a birthday game of Scrabble!

She was so pleased to be able to make the word FLOWER on her first go!

Matt then placed the letters D and E at the front of Gemma's word.......and the rest, as they say, is history!

 

[pozvatop]

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LOL but...I do believe Brandon was indeed G4P, it's just that he was rather good at it. Loved him for quite some time actually until he got overly built like bodybuilder.

 

[pozvatop]

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Yeah, it's good, I just can't do poppers is all. But Albo & weed? BRING IT!

 

[pozvatop]

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Not into the whole gooning thing, but weed and bating...and if somebody would help train me to edge? Again...BRING IT!

 

[pozvatop]

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PREACH!

 

[pozvatop]

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OH FUUUUUUUCK I wanna lick that sweet pre off that gorgeous BBC !

 

[MoaningMike]

Yeah, it's good, I just can't do poppers is all. But Albo & weed? BRING IT!

I tried poppers once and it gave me a severe headache for hours, and made my heart pound to the point that I could actually feel it. I didn’t even know what poppers were, it happened in high school when one of my friends brought a bottle of “Rush” to school and was inviting his friends to take a whiff. I remember feeling like I was happily floating for a minute, then a LOUD high pitched siren type of sound in my head and feeling my heart pound. The heart pounding scared the shit out of me because I thought I was having a fatal heart attack and I was perfectly healthy. But weed? THE first time I smoked pot I got a full boner for no reason, and when I jacked off it was with Albolene, and it was beyond belief, and the cumshot and orgasm was EPIC. I was never into drinking because I didn’t like the sensation of being drunk, and a hangover was about as enjoyable as the flu. With weed there was no “drunk” feeling like I might fall down or throw up, and no hangover. It’s not a topic that stoners bring up with each other, but I can only assume that stoners love weed because of the sexual aspects of it, and I know can’t be the only one who loves to get off when I’m stoned.

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

I tried poppers once and it gave me a severe headache for hours, and made my heart pound to the point that I could actually feel it. I didn’t even know what poppers were, it happened in high school when one of my friends brought a bottle of “Rush” to school and was inviting his friends to take a whiff. I remember feeling like I was happily floating for a minute, then a LOUD high pitched siren type of sound in my head and feeling my heart pound. The heart pounding scared the shit out of me because I thought I was having a fatal heart attack and I was perfectly healthy. But weed? THE first time I smoked pot I got a full boner for no reason, and when I jacked off it was with Albolene, and it was beyond belief, and the cumshot and orgasm was EPIC. I was never into drinking because I didn’t like the sensation of being drunk, and a hangover was about as enjoyable as the flu. With weed there was no “drunk” feeling like I might fall down or throw up, and no hangover. It’s not a topic that stoners bring up with each other, but I can only assume that stoners love weed because of the sexual aspects of it, and I know can’t be the only one who loves to get off when I’m stoned.

I also started off with RUSH as my first popper and had a similar reaction, so you're not alone Mike. I've since learned that when starting off using poppers, it's best to start with a Propyl or Isopropyl first, then work your way up. After a while of taking Rush, I got used to it without any headaches or that "sound" in my head. For me. it wasn't a sound but like a "click" went off inside my brain and something I never experienced before. I then graduated to Amyl poppers, the strongest kind and I love them! The rush/high I feel taking them is truly amazing and my sexual arousal greatly increases. I also am very ready for any anal play I may choose, which feels amazing. Poppers are fantastic, you just need to find the right one for you.

 

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