A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

I've got a Homeless boy staying with me at the moment!

I have offered him a couple of nights on the sofa!

Thank goodness for these warm summer nights that encourage him to sleep in his underwear with no duvet!

Mind you I whacked up the heating just to encourage him even more!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you sitting on the pavement for mate!?

-Just waiting for the foot massage parlour to open!

-Is it ok to have a sniff while you're waiting!?

-'Cos it is mate! Fill yer boots! ( No pun intended!)

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're going to sniff a pussy I think you could do better than that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what I love about tutoring ESOL students recently arrived from problem areas without a word of English!

I have always found word games a helpful aid to language learning!

This is Fahad from Syria who has been asked to make a question using the following words:

"Teacher smelly you dirty to feet like my would sniff to?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SIX SIMPLE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY!

1) When I sniff my boyfriend's undies before I put them in the washing machine!

2) When he and I walk together down a leafy lane!

3) When he is asleep and I gaze at him next to me!

4) When I look at the band of gold on my finger as a tangible symbol of the indissoluble bond between us!

5) When we spend an evening in companionable silence because we are one soul in two bodies and no words are necessary!

6) When his workmate from the garage comes round and services my shitter with his big black donkey dick while my bf is at footy practice!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A big thing in Oriental culture is the concept of honour and facesaving!

There used to be manifold reports of Japanese men throwing themselves out of tenth floor windows because they had lost their job!

This young man has just landed himself a plum job in a big firm with excellent chances of promotion!

So why the long face!?

Because being drop dead gorgeous he has caught the eye of his boss who fully intends to take this boy's anal virginity before he puts one more foot on the promotion ladder!

This boy has no option but to drop his pants,lay on his back, open his legs and think of Japan!

 

[joer]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think it might be an idea if you took your knickers off sweetheart!

I want all your hot clotted cream up my shitter and not stuck to the crotch of your underpants so I have to take a scrubbing brush to them before I put them in the washing machine!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-The thing is doctor that my wife has just given birth to our first child but has no milk to give the baby!

She has sent me here to look into the possibility of my breastfeeding my son in her place!

-Well you certainly have a fine pair of breasts! If you would just like to take your top off I will conduct a few tests and then I'll be able to confirm the feasibility or otherwise of your wife's suggestion!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I found out that I was sharing a cell with that cocky arrogant twat who called me a nerdy excuse for a man on the first day my heart sank!

However much of a show-off he might be but I am the one with the degree in chemistry and I know exactly how much of a certain substance to put in his bedtime cocoa!

There'll be no protestations from him when I nip down from my bunk at midnight tonight and shag the arse off him!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy is a bit of a Romeo Beckham lookalike!

Just thinking of the other Romeo who lived in 14th century Italy where all the men wore hugging tights!

Would love to see this guy in a pair of those tights! I'd spend all day with my nose wedged between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old Spanish goalkeeper Alvaro Fernandez Llorente who plays for Sevilla FC!

Just look at the arse on that bitch!

"Open your mind!?"

I think "open your legs"-might be more appropriate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're ever at a loose end I'll happily tighten you up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This hunky guy has just laid my new carpet so I thought it was only right and proper to repay him in.kind by laying HIM!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you ok Jude!?

-I just feel very dizzy since I got that ball straight in the face!

-Why don't you stick your head up my arse? Guaranteed to clear anyone's head in seconds!

-Thanks Trent but it's tricky when your every move is being observed by thirty thousand people I'd better wait for the physio!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Wow those lips are just such a perfect shade of pink and so kissable!

-Yes and if you'd care to prize my arse cheeks apart you'll find something even more perfectly pink and even more kissable!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

First time at the gym and Aaron was waiting for his personal trainer to pitch up and carry out a bodily fitness check!

Personally if I were the trainer I'd have to find some excuse for sniffing those feet!

This guy looks pretty vacant so he'd probably swallow any flimsy excuse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So what's the significance of 1988 tattooed on your chest!?

Your year of birth or the number of miles you've clocked up on that bicycle or possibly the number of times that beautiful cock of yours has been inside a pussy male or female!?