A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Tasty 20 year old Tom Bischoff may be the "flower" of German football but the first English word I'm going to teach him is the verb "to deflower" and I go on the practical mode of teaching..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I just love it when I go into Costa coffee for my morning hot chocolate knowing that I'm going to be served by some drop dead gorgeous twink from Asia or eastern Europe who hasn't quite mastered the set phrases which are a requirement of work in such an environment!

Yesterday morning a gorgeous guy from the Indian continent prepared my hot chocolate and said:

"You like some of my chocolate sprinkles!?"

I was very tempted to reply:

"Too fucking right mate but not here in front of this lot! I'll meet you in the Gents toilet in the park when you've finished your shift!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HOW TO CEMENT THAT SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN UK AND USA!

I'm sure that these two English toffs can be persuaded to make a detour from the wedding they're about to attend and seed this this fine looking stallion from the USA in the interests of the "entente cordiale" which exists between our two great nations!

 

[seven2go]

This DIY manual actually came in handy for fixing my VW van but when it comes to losing my German cherry to a sexy Englishman this book is no fucking good at all!

It's AI.......
This is the original.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-How the fuck can you play :

"Who leaves the best skidder when you guys turn up in black pants!?"

I claim the victory 'cos im the only one in white Calvin's!

Now who wants to sniff my Nutella stripes!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-This is so romantic darling! Are you happy!? What are you thinking about right now!?

-I was just thinking "if you had an erect cock the size of the Eiffel Tower instead of that button mushroom I wouldn't be thinking of dumping you for our donkey dick neighbour!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

While we happily express ourselves and all our diverse and individual fetishes on this site let us spare a thought for all those individuals across the world for whom even a dodgy glance at a member of their own sex can mean imprisonment and sometimes death!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-When are you going to get that quick release flap sewn into the seat of your trackie bottoms so I can fuck you in bank, supermarket without anyone realising what's going on!

-You reckon!?

 

[lckmyass]

 

[lckmyass]

Hitching a ride home

 

[pozvatop]

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Me too, although I never could deep throat.

 

[pozvatop]

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"Lightly"??? LOL

 

[MoaningMike]

Me too, although I never could deep throat.

It’s never too late to start! Try practicing on a dildo (or a kielbasa or pepperoni stick) by relaxing your throat muscles, and practice only breathing through your nose. It’s really easy once you get the hang of it. If you can learn to swim underwater, you can learn to deep throat, because it’s all about breathing. Besides, it’s not like you’re going to deep throat a guy the entire you’re sucking him, no one expects that. Here’s a trick I use the first time I blow a guy: play with his dick with your hands, rub the entire shaft all over your face, make noise, tell him how he’s big, tell him you hope you don’t choke on it. Even if it’s a lie all guys LOVE hearing that they have a big dick. Then tell him to look at you, lick the head of his dick, then in one motion swallow the entire thing and bury your face in his pubes and moan and whimper, stay that way for a minute, then begin the sucking. This sends all guy into a state of either shock or extreme lust, and they will be putty in your hands from then on. You want to make sure a guy will want you more than once? This will do the trick.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sometimes no words are necessary!

Just look at the expression on the face of Ryan Yates of Nottingham Forest letting his teammates know that he is up for being ploughed at the end of the match!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A simple thumbs up is enough to let the cameraman know that he can take pics of this boy's pucker back in the dressing room!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A simple "thumbs up" tells us that the guy on the left has every intention of fucking his best friend once they get into their hotel room even if the masked friend thinks they are on a quest for foreign female pussy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's great that they have assigned you to me as my mentor Matt!

-Don't you worry Jake!

I'll be right behind you every step of the way! You can depend on me to cover your ass in ways you never imagined!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hurry up mate! My arse is burning for your cock inside me!

-That's what you havent really understood isn't it Ryan!?

In a dom and sub relationship it's the dom that gives the orders and not the sub!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I hope that you are enjoying this nature walk just for you Robbie! My special A level geography student!

You see Robbie when you walk through a forest you may sometimes come across a beautiful but rare bloom that needs to be plucked before anyone else can get to it!

-What do you mean Sir!?

-Well if you'd like to lie down on the grass just here i can demonstrate exactly what I mean!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Harry was well aware that although playing professional football had always been his dream the chances of being selected by any talent scout were slim!

However, he knew that he could always fall back on his plan B which was to make a very lucrative living from what lay between the cheeks of his arse!