A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Very dangerous to ride a bicycle in flip flops not to mention what else you might get caught in the front wheel!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yes but there might not be anything to love him with if an unexpected gust of wind gets behind that balloon!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

They say things go in threes so if I had the good fortune to meet these three together I would think i had died and gone to Heaven!

Your cocks are sweet boys but please bend over because that's where the real treasure lies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You bastard! You mean to tell me you've just cum in your helmet when that lot should have gone down my throat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I play this game with my boyfriend whereby I leave a trail of items of clothing for him to pick up and he has to find where I am!

The thing is that the other day my boyfriend was held up and the clothes were collected by this big black geezer with a ten inch cock!

I knew it couldn't have been Seb's baby carrot cos this fucking black mamba just kept sliding up my arse!

Im very happy to tell you that I now have a new boyfriend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought I'd licked every drop of shit out of your arse this morning but clearly not!

I think you'll need to scrub my shoulders for me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some cakes are so aesthetically perfect in appearance that it would be almost impossible to improve upon them!

Only an injection of the finest squirty cream could enhance these little beauties!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sitting on the fence is a position only for people who do not have the courage to make a decision!

Added to this they run the risk of getting a splinter in their arse and I can assure you that you'll get more than a splinter in your arse if you don't accept the offer for.you to become my personal assistant and all the perks that entails!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Why the hell are we wasting time looking at ships when we could be fucking the shit out of one another!?

 

[pozvatop]

Not that I’d ever want to go to prison, but I’d definitely make these guys dreams cum true if we were cell mates View attachment 3189435View attachment 3189436View attachment 3189437View attachment 3189438View attachment 3189439View attachment 3189440View attachment 3189441

Given my affinity for BBC, I'd sure help you! Damn this guy is hot, not just the gorgeous monster cock but the body too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You know what the Big Issue seller says:

"Don't be shy! Give it a try!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never pass up the chance to fuck a guy in black or dark grey socks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's all right mate I can see the problem with the sink!

-No there isn't a plunger in the room but no worries cos I've brought my own!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you ask somebody whether they live under a rock it is normally a derogatory expression used to imply that the person concerned is out of touch with reality and that life is passing them by!

Of course there are always exceptions!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This play was written for our A level English class by our English teacher who wants me to play the part of a boy who falls in love with his gay drama teacher!

Hang on a minute! Act 3 Scene 1.

" Mr.Jones,the drama teacher finds Adam face down in his tighty whitie Calvin's, rips them apart and proceeds to make a man of him!"

-Hey Adam I'm behind you!

-Mr.Jones!!!!!

-How about a bit of a rehearsal for that scene right here on the beach!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]