A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Pit or shit!?

Both tastes have plenty to recommend them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I hate it when people turn their back on you and walk away after a disagreement but I'll make an exception in his case!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Paul felt that he had drawn the short straw in the weight distribution stakes and was definitely carrying the heavier load!

However he had plans to "lighten his load" when he and John had retired for the night in their two man tent!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Having worked in the field of language acquisition for many years I cannot stress highly enough the importance of clear diction and pronunciation!

One lecturer who had invited his first year university student in architecture to a session of "brass rubbing" in the local church had been understood as "arse rubbing" by the student!

Despite the initial shock on the part of the teacher he took the opportunity to teach his student the expression:

"Waste not, want not!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The old saying goes:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!"

As indeed

"A bun in the hand is worth two in the bush!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Look officer my arse is as clean as my background!

-Well son just to make sure I'll be digging for dirt in both areas!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Brett Bradley is one horny fucker and a total top but when he's balls deep in an arse that's when he's at his most vulnerable and I can sniff his stink pipe and start digging for dirt !

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ross Drake is arguably my favourite British chav and that photo of him in his black socks may be my all time favourite photo given my penchant for dirty smelly black socks!

What I wouldn't give to sniff them...and then move on to his pucker which I bet is a proper little stinker!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MISREADING THE SIGNS!

So are we to understand......

1) I need a lift 2 miles down the road!

2) I'll take 2 fingers up my arse!

3) I'll take 2 cocks up my arse!

4) I've only got 2 quid on me!

5) There are 2 of us but my boyfriend's in the bushes having a slash!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Please be careful if you're thinking of diving in sweetheart!

I'd hate to think.of that beautiful body getting lacerated on treacherous rocks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It doesn't pay to cheat the Sicilian mafia!

They've moved on from putting horses' heads in beds!

It's no longer blood in the bed! Now it's cum up the arse but at the end of the day they're both bodily fluids!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-He was out all night celebrating with his friends!

Well you're only 18 once!

I've got to go to work now honey but can you see to him when he wakes up!

-Sure baby!

( I'll see to him! I'll give him a good seeing to as only a stepdaddy knows how and maybe I won't wait till he wakes up!)

 

[pornoboy]

The old saying goes:

A picture is worth a thousand words... think about it.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A picture is worth a thousand words... think about it.

The intimation is quite clear.....and sometimes the profundity of the words can sail over the heads of the intended recipient. However while the world is in a state of.turmoil such considerations are probably way down the list of priorities!

 

[MoaningMike]

Living on a farm means you have lots of opportunities for cornholing, and lots of privacy.

 

[MoaningMike]

Every man should own, or have access to, a fucking machine.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

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[pozvatop]

Every man should own, or have access to, a fucking machine.
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They don't need Viagra or a cockring; they never have a headache; they're never not in the mood.