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[Sniffademskidz]

I thought that in Asian countries it was a sign of courtesy to take off one's shoes before entering a house let alone lying on a sofa with them on.

Well you are quite happy for me to sit my arse on your sofa and that is much dirtier than my feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You are obviously familiar with the expression

"To have a bite of the cherry!?"

So i will happily take your cherry and bite it too!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hope you are starting to feel at home in England Hiroshi!

I've asked you here today to furnish you with a few important phrases that you will need if you are going to hack it in my company!

When you go to the dentist's and they want to examine your teeth they will say:

"Open wide please!"

This is an important phrase which is not restricted to use at the dentist's!

I hope you understand what I'm getting at.....

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You'll find these guys anywhere and everywhere in Britain! They'll do anything to feed their drink and drugs habit!

They hang around the public toilets at night waiting for rich pervy old men who want to shag the arse off them

This guy is a great example.....can't form a coherent sentence and with nil inter personal skills....Just what local businessmen love as they're sending two pints of jizz up that chavvy Essex shitter!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ostensibly a picture of true love but things are not always what they seem.

The boy in front is the one whose virginal hole is about to be destroyed but he's waited for ages so that he can be very certain that the guy who deflowers him is Mr.Right!

The boy behind has all the patter and romantic talk but it's all an act. The boy in front is simply another conquest along life's highway!

Such is human nature.....sad but true!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Just order what you want for yourself mate!

I've got my rump steak here and plenty of mayonnaise to go with it!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This restaurant was on the point of bankruptcy last week but the arse of this new waiter has basically turned things around and the punters are flocking in!

The fact that he's fucking useless at the job doesn't seem to have made any difference....

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's a message for all you guys who are still dying their hair in an effort to pull young twinks!

It doesn't work!

A lot of men actually look younger when they allow their hair to go grey or even white by natural means!

This gorgeous guy with great hair had no trouble getting a date with a much younger lad!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Things must have moved on in South Korea since I was there for the football World Cup in 2002!

There was little talk of Koreans having a relationship with a westerner let alone same sex!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't believe we're still having to do this PHSE bollocks at the age of18!

Look at this for a question!!?

"What is an.infallible way to prevent unwanted pregnancy!?"

Right Matt they've asked for it:

Answer: dump.your girlfriend and get a boyfriend!

Shall we send them a little video of how that works!?

Are you up for fucking me?

Sure am Will!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ryan, Andy and Gez all admitted to being "group huggers" when it came to a press conference for the cameras but in the privacy of a hotel room or the seclusion of a leafy glade they confessed to being something that rhymed with "huggers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Everton motto in Latin expresses a most worthy and laudable sentiment:

"NOTHING BUT THE BEST IS GOOD ENOUGH!"

and the player on the left of the photo has expressed his own unequivocal sentiment to his teammates:

"NIL CONDOMUS NIL FUCUS!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure if anyone has picked up on the logo at the bottom of his trackie bottoms:

VIRUS!

Well with an arse like that I think I'd get my cock out and risk picking anything up!

 

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