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[Sniffademskidz]

When you're a reporter charged with interviewing Florian Wirtz moments after he's taken his boots off after ninety gruelling minutes on the pitch how do you stop yourself from going down on those smelly socked feet!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The kiss of the sun for pardon
The song of the birds for mirth
One is nearer God's heart in a garden
Than anywhere else on earth!

He's plantastic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've watched the film the "loneliness of the long distance runner" from 1962 there's absolutely no reason why this little baby should ever be lonely!

Now get on yer bike and follow him round the circuit with your eyes firmly fixed on his bouncing buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just as well you two never took up a career in modelling cos you're fucking shit at it!

Let's see how much better you are at modelling birthday suits!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Where are the fashion police when you need them!?

Hunky pilots like you should always wear black socks to be kept on for at least three days without being changed!

Give the cabin crew a treat by letting them cum into the cockpit and have a good sniff of those smelly babies en route from London to Sydney!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've got itchy tits mate it's probably 'cos it's milking time!

Cum to Daddy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When they first took Debenham's off the High Street in Britain I was a bit put out 'cos I used to check out the arses of all the hunky young sales assistants!

However now you can order underwear online and bid for the models as well!

Technology is a wonderful thing......when it works!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I thought we carried out the measurements for my wedding suit last week!

-Yes we did Sir but we just need to do inside leg measurement and more importantly.....

Ball sack to arse crack!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That was a most enjoyable discussion and clearly there are no doubts about your linguistic ability!

Now we need to discuss analytical ability!

-What do.you mean sir!?

Well anybody who can use the word "intransigent" in a discussion should be able to make the correct inference from the first four letters of the word "analytical!"

 

[Littledon247]

Like your sexy small cock, small dicks make me hot

 

[Littledon247]

Tastes great...less filling:

Sexy cock

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You've treated me like a "doormat" ever since we met James!

-Well now I'm treating you TO a "bathmat" so stop complaining you snivelling little sub!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Ooo! Sarge looking at naughty pics of naked boys!

'Whoops I've been rumbled and humbled!

-Yes but not yet fumbled but if you open your legs I will show you the proper respect due to your rank!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Well Mr.Jones you seem to have a lot of sales experience......yet to be corroborated by previous employers but a bit short on paper qualifications not even GCSE Maths and English!

-Slipped through the net didn't I!? Always bein' moved on! Me dad kept getting nicked and sent down! To be a salesman I fink you just need to 'ave the gift of the gab! Me friends fink I'm a bit too mouthy and some say I talk outta me arse!

-Well Mr.Jones you will have the chance to show us just how talented you are at both extremities before you leave the interview room today!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Black pudding is still considered a delicacy in the north of England and Ireland and cums in a variety of shapes and sizes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Italians have always been ahead of us when it cums to exhibitionism and it's almost expected that at the end of every match players will take off their sweaty shorts and throw them into the crowd leaving them to parade around in their underwear!

This guy had to endure the ignominy of throwing his shorts into the crowd only to have them thrown back at him by one ungrateful fan accompanied by the words:

"You can keep your shorts! It's your smelly knickers I want!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm afraid I really must apologise but I'm having to conduct all my consultations shirtless today as the laundry department failed to leave me a clean top! I hope that's OK Sir!

Now let me just listen to your heart!

-Yes doctor but you won't need a fucking stethoscope! You ought to be able to hear it beating from over there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Kerb crawling" is the name given to the offence of trying to solicit a prostitute from a parked car at the side of the road!

"Hill crawling" is the action of driving very slowly up behind a cyclist in tight lycra shorts who is attempting to ascend a very steep hill and thrusting his gyrating buttocks into your windscreen!

Such a cyclist might be the one we see here in pink lycra shorts!

Fortunately hill crawling has not yet been designated an offence!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jason had been very impressed by the dexterity with which George the hunky bartender at his brother's wedding was mixing cocktails!

Complimenting him on his craft Jason winked at the barman and told him that he would be waiting outside at the side of the house with his trousers down to see how good George was at mixing cream with chocolate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What the fuck are you doing here!? I pay you to work in the garden not surf the net on my computer!

-Sorry Mr.Calhoun but I've run out of data on my mobile phone!

-Well while you're here I know you're a bit of a whizzkid with the computer so could you check my Random Access Memory!

-Sure Mr.Calhoun but why are you taking your trousers off!?

-Because one good RAM deserves another!!!!!!!