A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of the British tv programme:

"Cash in the attic!"

Well that's no place for footballing idol Matty Cash to be kept!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I so want to fill you Phil!"

....and let's face it.....who wouldn't!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If your boyfriend doesn't turn up in five minutes I'll happily shag the arse off you and treat you to a bag of chips into the bargain!

Can't say fairer than that can I!?

 

[bbc10D]

Shall we play a game?

I like them all but I'll take #3 because of the foreskin.

How about you??

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I have a couple of holes for them all

 

[bbc10D]

I have a couple of holes for them all

I love #3 as well

 

[BisexThomas]

-I ordered the "chocolate surprise" too but have no idea what that is!

-Yes indeed Sir and if you'd like to hold these for me I'll drop my knickers and bend over for you!

This screams AI.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This screams AI.

Make sure you don't get deafened by the noise then!

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Given the competition on the High Street this store is now offering facesitting in the aisles!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gives new meaning to the expression "package holiday!"

 

[pozvatop]

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Don't you just love this? I got that from an old friend long ago, cracks me up every time I see it.

 

[MoaningMike]

Don't you just love this? I got that from an old friend long ago, cracks me up every time I see it.

It would make a great bumper sticker or t-shirt, but I don’t need the problems it would cause with people who don’t have a sense of humor.

 

[MoaningMike]

Given the competition on the High Street this store is now offering facesitting in the aisles!

I’d love to be at that store on a day they’re offering free samples of hot dogs and sausages.

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Danish footballer Rasmus Hojlund is on.loan from Manchester United to Napoli.

Poor boy has always been plagued with acne but my doctor once told me that the best cure for acne was plenty of sex so either find a little bitch and plough her furrow three times daily or offer up your sweaty smelly arsehole to.your teammates after ninety minutes on the pitch!

 

[jeansexx]

 

[MoaningMike]

22 year old Danish footballer Rasmus Hojlund is on.loan from Manchester United to Napoli.

Poor boy has always been plagued with acne but my doctor once told me that the best cure for acne was plenty of sex so either find a little bitch and plough her furrow three times daily or offer up your sweaty smelly arsehole to.your teammates after ninety minutes on the pitch!

He’s so fucking HOT that I can ignore his acne. Maybe I can convince him that letting me suck him off several times every single day will quickly cure his acne. Or convince him that bottoming and topping with me will also do the trick.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]