A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[DragoCronzo]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just follow this lad until he parks his bike up- hopefully in a dark alleyway away from prying eyes and then when he's gone off to do his shopping run your nose over that seat and inhale the aroma of that sweet smelling boycunt!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think the message from.this lad is that when his time cums he wants to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure how many of you are familiar with the Italian expression "cornuto" a hand gesture made behind somebody's back to indicate that that person's partner is being unfaithful!

I am sure the boy making the sign will be more than happy to console his friend in any number of ways!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

36 year old footballer Ben Mee plays for Burnley FC!

His name reminds me of the 1966 song by the American Breed:

"Bend me, shape me anyway you want me!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Keeping a rottweiler may seem an enormous expense given the amount of food they eat but let me put it this way:

You invite a plumber to do some work in your house and he turns out to be drop dead gorgeous and totally shagworthy!

When it's time for you to pay him for his work and for him to leave Tyson the rottweiler starts to snarl so you tell the plumber to take off his shirt and jeans!

Quaking with fear the plumber daren't refuse!

This seems to calm Tyson down but when he starts to snarl viciously and uncontrollably it seems that the only way to calm him down is to lay the plumber on his back on the patio table and shag him senseless......

The plumber is finally allowed to leave with cash in hand and a few million swimmers in his shitter!

 

[hughie63]

Eternal fountain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've never fucked a guy during a job interview but something tells me this dude would be well up for it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We accuse people of "living UNDER a rock" if they are unaware of what's going on around them but personally I'm more interested in what's going on ON the rock itself!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thank God for these newly designed shorts with the quick release flap in the seat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That was a delicious kebab!

What's for afters!?

How about these two in the back of the van!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is arguably the most subtle way of letting you know that a guy is into fish and not meat!

Shame cos he's quite a hot little dude!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm here to milk you mate but there's nothing on the job docket which tells me whether it's tits or bollocks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When a dude gives you the finger just be charitable.......remember it says in the Bible " turn the other cheek!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can you take your feet off the seats please!?

-Sure mate! Where do you want them! Resting on your shoulders!?

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look sweetheart! It's not gonna grow simply by you looking at it!

Anyway the guy you're going to meet is a hairy great bear who doesn't care whether you've got a baby carrot or a button mushroom in your pants!

He's only interested in splitting you in half with his big daddy dick!

 

[Michaelja36]