A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[jeansexx]

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Many theories have been put forward as to how the word LOVE came to be a part of the vocabulary in tennis but when you see a pair of buns like that in white shorts it seems fairly self-explanatory!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We might need to fast forward a few hours to find out exactly who is fucking WHOM!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't let Mr.Putin catch you lads or it's the Siberian salt mines for you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Careful you don't get a splinter in that sweet little arse of yours!

You'd be much safer trusting yourself to MY wood!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice package mate but i'd still like to enter by the tradesman's entrance if I may!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sounds a bit messy to me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nothing like the smell of a black man's shitter!

Fucking hell.....sniff Yamal!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's the first of the month and you haven't got the rent again so it's a free trip up your love channel for the landlord!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's definitely milking time but do you go for his tits or his bollocks first!?

It's a tricky one but I suppose it rather depends on whether you prefer semi-skimmed milk or clotted cream!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What the fuck's going on mate!? I only came round to change your electricity meter!

-There are two snakes facing you young man- my pet cobra and the one dangling between my legs! Both equally venomous in their different ways!

The choice is yours..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We all know what it's like to wake up at the crack of dawn!

Few of us however know what it's like to wake up at the crack of John ( Stones!)

Unfortunately it's likely to stay that way!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if its worth bursting his bubble just to see what's inside!

It's one up from the traditional Christmas cracker I suppose although he's probably a little cracker himself!

 

[MoaningMike]

I wonder if its worth bursting his bubble just to see what's inside!

It's one up from the traditional Christmas cracker I suppose although he's probably a little cracker himself!

Spray paint it orange and you can go as Trump for Halloween.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey pretty in pink
Does your pucker stink?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When the doorbell rings and you open the door to see an angel mouthing the words:

"Have you been saved Sir?"

You can grab him by the tie, yank him inside and say:

"Ive clearly been saved for this moment! cherub!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So in lecture three of sexual reproduction in our A level biology course Miles and Justin have volunteered to be practical participants as I endeavour to demonstrate the various ways in which a penis can be made hard and ready for penetration!

I would then like you to practise these techniques in pairs and I will move about the class to make sure you've got the hang of it!

 

[Michaelja36]

Mmmm, breakfast, cereal and sausage my favorite…