A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Michaelja36]

I wonder if Amazon sells those phone stands?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You look as if you have a lot on your mind!

Why not take the weight off and sit on my face while you are cogitating!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's that moment when realisation dawns on you that the only way you are going to make a success in the cut throat world of business is by lying on your back and allowing anybody and everybody total unrestricted access to your pucker hole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for helping me lay the carpet Josh!

-Have you laid many carpets!?

-Oh yes but I've laid just as many assistants on the carpets I've laid so lie down son 'cos you'll be the 20th assistant I've laid on a newly laid carpet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're a dab hand at sliding down the fireman's pole!

Let's see how good you are at other types of pole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Fucking hell mate! When did you last change your socks!?

-My English no good! No understand "change socks!"

-I'm not complaining mate! Hell no!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cream, milk, chocolate, orange juice and cheese!

He's the full meal deal!

Just got to find a way of accessing it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now you know why some restaurants never have to advertise!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm really good value Sir and I supply all my own lube and condoms!

 

[Joey69]

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Eeeek I've got two teenage sons lol

 

[MoaningMike]

Sorry, but I fell in love with mine back when when I discovered it could do more than shoot piss.

 

[jeansexx]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There are so many advantages to bringing up the rear in a cycle race!

There you are in your van transporting water and supplies to the lads through wooded paths and the views are quite literally ASStounding!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Such a gesture seems a tad overgenerous to express appreciation of your teammate's scoring a goal!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're a new employee in a company in the Far East it's not really a good idea to refuse the advances of your boss if you want to keep your job!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We're all familiar with what it means to "facetime" somebody and it seems to be more and more common these days!

All we can do.is to pray that with the passage of time it will be just as common to "facesit" someone!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A lot of people criticize our young folk for being lazy but I admire guys like this one who has two jobs!

He works on a building site by day and I get to fuck the shit out of him by night as my own personal whore!