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[Sniffademskidz]

Nice muscles mate but I'm more interested in sniffing your feet and your shitter!

Now get into the bedroom and start earning your money!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I won't be needing you Mr.North Face so you can fuck off home!

-....but Connor and I came together in my car!

-Fair enough! So follow me upstairs and let's see if you and Connor can "cum together" in my bed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Your parents have called me in because they are at their wits end!

You show nobody any respect!

-......Yeah!? and just what are you going to do about it !?

-My methods are unconventional but they usually work! Im going to inject respect into you anally on a regular basis until you become a subservient little bitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You look very nervous young man!

-I've never done anything like this before but I need the money to clear a big debt!

-So are you telling me that you've never been penetrated before!?

-No that's right!

'Don't worry! I'll be gentle with you!

( and if you believe that you'll believe anything!)

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's hoping your feet smell as ripe as they look not to mention your sweet little shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if Amazon sells those phone stands?

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Very useful and novel Christmas gift!

I wonder if Amazon would deliver!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Mmm! Your head smells so good since it's been shaved sweetheart!

-Just as good as your pink pucker will smell once I've had my razor on it!

-Yes but my hole will always smell funky and musky in a way that your head never will be!

-Now you're giving me a boner baby!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's your prize for scoring the winning goal!

Do you want his feet or his arse on your face first!?

-Feet I think! Save the best till last!

 

[pozvatop]

Sorry, but I fell in love with mine back when when I discovered it could do more than shoot piss.View attachment 3301854

TRUTH!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Bridegrooms on tap!

That's a really novel idea!

Just pitch up, choose the husband that you want and substitute:

"You may kiss your spouse"

For

"You may shag the shit out of him here and now before these persons here present!"

I'll take the third from the right by the way!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those babies are so fucking ripe you know they'll just walk to the laundry basket on their own!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mark Selby is just about to pot the brown and if you rip the seat out of his trousers you'll be able to do the same......and what follows brown in snooker!?

Pink of course!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey you on the left! Thanks for coming but my rule is black socks so you can fuck off!

You on the right:

Thanks for cumming!

At least you will be in approximately ten minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just do as he says and keep sniffing!

If you're a good boy he might even let you sail up his muddy brown river!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I hate fishing!

So fucking boring especially if your local river is so polluted that all you can catch is a shopping trolley!

Now if something like this were to emerge from the water I might be persuaded to change my mind about the passtime!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Josh was no fool!

He knew he was punching above his weight at this interview but he was also conscious that his best assets were those two golden globes jostling for prime position in the seat of his trousers and he intended to make full use of them to sleep his way to the top!